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Author:  TopCow [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:44 am ]
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Hello, kiddies.
This is a sweet forum. I don't post much, but I hang out often. See you guys around.

Author:  vermin [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:59 am ]
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Hi. Wrong forum...there's nothing sweet about this place. The only thing that's sweet is the bbq sauce.
So you like to hang out often? Makes sense...cows always get slaughtered hanging upside down.
Go hang yourself...on a meathook. And let me be the first to welcome you TopCow...by slithing your throat.
:beerchug:

Author:  karstmobile [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:25 am ]
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Yummy... steak... rare...


:beerchug:

Author:  antropomorphic [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:20 am ]
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welcomuuuuuu :mrgreen:

Author:  Slayer [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:52 pm ]
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Hehe, he calls us kiddies. I hope your meat is as sweet as you think these forums are.

Author:  pure [ Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:08 pm ]
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And i'll thro in a couple of beers, no BBQ without beer IMO :beerchug: :beerchug:

Author:  TaKYoN [ Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:49 pm ]
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Hhhm, I am no child you menial. This forum is not sweet, it is a fucked up community of outcasts.

Enjoy your stay and pay your life tax.


What is a life tax? Well, you give us money or we kill you, a pretty 'sweet' deal if you ask me.

Author:  TopCow [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:07 am ]
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Wow. Had no idea that nerds dominated this place. Here's to hoping you all get ass-raped by a rock-drill while having your genitals singed with a clothing iron. That I'll drink to, because rape is no laughing matter, unless your raping a clown. See ya chumps!

Author:  vermin [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:21 am ]
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atta boy TopCow...nice comeback...you'll fit right in with the rest of us nerds...now go rape a clown! :moon: :beerchug:

Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:31 pm ]
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Interesting. How exactly are we nerds?

Raped by a drill? Been there, done that, got the t-shirt etc... I can tell you one thing, it hurt like fuck.

As for clown raping, you should be OK topcow, you ain't my type mate.

2 posts, one of which was an introduction, and the other was abusive towards us. Excellent work fuckwit, you are gonna fit right in, unless you have some problem with us nerds? :wink: :outsider:

Author:  pure [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:29 pm ]
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:googley:

Author:  Slayer [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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TopCow wrote:
Here's to hoping you all get ass-raped by a rock-drill ...


I assume you'll be bringing yours to add to the fun?

Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:15 pm ]
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I love a bring-your-own party.

Author:  perkin2000 [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:29 pm ]
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Guess some people take it in the wrong spirit...

And the butt.

Ho ho.

Shame though, I like the name 'TopCow', made me smile.

Author:  johnathome [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:31 pm ]
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wonder if it was another woman we scared off :roll:

Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:43 pm ]
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Nah, if it was a bird she would be hanging around me, like bag_woman does ;-) , due to my manly and musky scent.

Author:  TopCow [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:27 pm ]
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Slayer wrote:
TopCow wrote:
Here's to hoping you all get ass-raped by a rock-drill ...


I assume you'll be bringing yours to add to the fun?


Sure. Hope you all have a hose, though. It's a bit messy. No eating the chunks!

Author:  Mataesfola [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:11 pm ]
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Yap, I think he's gonna fit right in... Welcome, Prime Ribs...

Author:  bag woman [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:27 pm ]
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Nah, if it was a bird she would be hanging around me, like bag_woman does , due to my manly and musky scent.


awww, taks, you say the sweetest things :oops:

Author:  TaKYoN [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:16 pm ]
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Ofcourse I do. Think of me as an uncut diamond. Scruffy as fuck on the outside, but look a bit deeper.

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