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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:14 am  Post subject: Hello I'm new
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Hello i'm new to this site. Just A quick HELLO!! :beerchug:


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:20 am  Post subject:
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Welcome :beerchug: zazale! Do you smell what the dead-donk is cookin? :twisted:

UHOH Now we need a cutter-watch! I nominate TaK. :mrgreen:

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WTF is a cutter-watch?

Greetings n00b, bow low and worship at our feet. The New World Order starts here and now peasants.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:05 pm  Post subject:
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fire up the big weed cigar! :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:50 am  Post subject:
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AhHHh... I can already smell the Blood Sausage that's coming!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:41 pm  Post subject:
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Big weed cigar sounds sweet.

Incidentally, I just got paid in weed for setting up someones home entertainment system.

Oh shit, hello and greetings zazale, just kneel, worship, blah blah

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:22 pm  Post subject:
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Hello zazale :beerchug:, so you like to cut....I prefer to hack'n'slash or stab...take your (ice)pick

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Hello zazale :beerchug:, so you like to cut....I prefer to hack'n'slash or stab...take your (ice)pick



It's funny that you say ICE PICK. :twisted:

I am presently working through my 3rd lobotomy, but my doctor assures me that it WILL be the last one. He is a good, fair man, with an icepick and tendency towards visual hallucinations. This is OKAY. There seems to be this tendency for robots to insist I'm Richard Nixon, and this was disorienting at first. Now I take it in stride. I just teaser the bastards and leave them naked in woods. Covered in honey. For the ants to find. They can't object. :suicide:


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Hey zaz, sounds like a normal day to me. Pretty mudane stuff really.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:33 am  Post subject:
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Ya, That and the Rats in my head. Fond them in some dead guy chest. They where so cute with there large fangs and blood dripping out there snarling mouth. Burning a hole in your sole red eyes. Come on, who would say no to that. After they crawled in to my chest and chewed a path throw my heart and lugs, they fonded there way up my neck and into my head. But my brain was taking up far to much room. So they ate it. We are all so happy now, My rats and I. :twisted:


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Aww...rats...how cute "ratboy". But koala's...now that's another story...those are mean motherfuckers.

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i like koalas

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Rats are cool, but only in burgers.

No space in my brainbox for rats.

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what about squirrels???

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Squirrels are helpful. Some times I lose things that are not mine. And then I ask some squirrels to go and get it for me. Like keys to get into peoples houses, the cars, and peoples pharmaceutical type thing.

The rats are no help there. :googley:


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Squirrels are vermin, especially all those scabby american things that have taken over here.

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Not the ones near me. They are psychotic living dead abhorrations that must be destroyed, just like all birds.

Just for the record, birds in this context does not mean females of the homo sapien variety, rather, I am referring to the avian type.

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TaKYoN wrote:
Squirrels are vermin

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They are psychotic living dead abhorrations that must be destroyed

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