I am Jack the Ripper

Jack · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:37 pm **Post subject:** I am Jack the Ripper

Hey guys, trying to help out the forum and upload some movies. Let me just say that I know alot more about movies than you do. I have been watching movies for atleast 3 years now and know alot. I have over then thousand DVD's but some are 2 disc. I have horror and I have asian, and I have asian horror and such.

I have recently got a new job and am richer than you. I now have twenty laptops running in my server room. If I rip one movie, it takes about 15 minutes on this laptop, spec is 3GB RAM, Speed is 3.8Ghz, HDD is 300GBP.

I can upload anything you like, from my collection, very very large. I have connected to a fibre optic cable. IN THE GROUND!

This is something I do not recommend, I tapped into a service fibre optic cable and now get fast, very fast internet for free. I can upload forever, maybe 200-300 movies at once per laptop! laptop don't over heat cause room is cold.

I have alot of money and I am very good in bed, your girlfriend would like me.

What should I upload first?

BadBugs · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:54 pm **Post subject:**

LMAO, here we go again :lol:

wargand · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:59 pm **Post subject:**

Hi absinthminded.

Koffkongen · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:25 pm **Post subject:**

I have a larger penis :wink:

wargand · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:29 pm **Post subject:**

Koffkongen wrote:

I have a larger penis :wink:

Larger than Jack's or absinthminded's? Tsk, who hasn't? Probably even his mother has a bigger one.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:24 pm **Post subject:**

Bah, stupid peasant scum. My brain is far superior to yours. My wife would indeed like you, she eats noobs for breakfast and spits the gristle out.

Someone should explain to you that money is not everything. As for proclaiming how great you are, afraid you are far too late. The greatest people on the planet are already here, you missed out mate.

As for what to upload first? Maybe try an I.Q. increase to your brain, then you might stand a chance with the intellectual sparring you seem to desire.

Why have you only been watching movies for 3 years? Has it really taken that long to get electricity in cuckooland?

Nice HDD you got there, 300GBP?!?!?

Fuck off back under your stone minion, you are not allowed to return to this place until we require you to.

Jack the Ripper indeed. Do you mean to say you can only prey on ladies of the night? If you want a proper scrap you came to the right place meat head.

Have a nice stay. :moon:

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:10 pm **Post subject:** Re: I am Jack the Ripper

Jack wrote:

What should I upload first?

A personality and a working sense of humour.

Tit.

Jack · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:56 pm **Post subject:**

I used to think this forum was quite slow for reponses but I guess not. In all seriousness I would upload some movies, but I guess you have already seen all of mine that would take your intrest. Also, I really do have a laptop and it gets really hot if I leave it on for more than 2 hours, so uploading constantly might melt it.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:10 pm **Post subject:**

you'd think that you lot would spot sarcasm, nice post Jack :lol:

Jack · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:12 pm **Post subject:**

Well I couldn't tell who got it and who didn't guess sarcasm doesn't work to good over the web. Thanks guys.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:14 pm **Post subject:**

I thought it was funny :wacky:

Jack · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:19 pm **Post subject:**

Well I guess I'd be a good ripper, I work at a video store and we often get horror movies in, even if they are new, and I know some people prefer classics and we have a big back catalogue of older titles. Too bad my lappy is kinda slow, maybe when I get a "real" PC.

Some mod should close this now before I get carried away.

Slayer · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:41 pm **Post subject:**

Sorry, spent all my laughs on absinthminded's 5 page long hilarious adventures.

BadBugs · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:50 pm **Post subject:**

LoL Jack, could tell you werent that absinth muppet coz of your 2005 registration :mrgreen:

Nice idea & you picked the right moment :lol:

wargand · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:57 pm **Post subject:**

BadBugs wrote:

LoL Jack, could tell you werent that absinth muppet coz of your 2005 registration :mrgreen:

Nice idea & you picked the right moment :lol:

This is obvious. Actually I did not think a second that both are identical. The language is too different. I don't even believe that absinthminded a native English speaker is.

BadBugs · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:05 am **Post subject:**

Clicking on the link in his release post suggest that hes Dutch as thats where the only full source is for it so this looks like yet another lie:

absinthminded wrote:

i'm AMERICAN i dont speak freaky deaky dutch PC_Arcade i also dont use the metric system.

What a freak :shadey:

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:37 am **Post subject:** Re: I am Jack the Ripper

Jack wrote:

Let me just say that I know alot more about movies than you do.

Clearly not a lot more about English grammar though.

Jack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:33 am **Post subject:**

Freaky Deaky Dutch, that's just funny. I forgot most of the thread but 5GB ram sticks, wowza!

I have spent more on my PC than you have on a car OH MY GOD, PC EXTREMEMEMEMEM!!!!!

vtwin0001 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:36 am **Post subject:**

I thought you were going to keep up with the joke

anyhow... rip!

that's all we want you to do!!!!!

RIP RIP RIP RIP!!!!!! :twisted:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:09 am **Post subject:**

Welcome Jack, great thread :lol:

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