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Author: | Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:04 am ] |
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I'm New! How's you all? I am king of Horror/DVD's I love the Asian movies, wowza. Allow me to tell you a story, one time when I was a small boy I was at a comic convention I aprouched a Chinese man selling DVD's I only had £12 left in my pocket, and most of his films were £15. I had already seen the good ones though. Then one caught my eye, it was only £11 so I thought great! I asked if it was good, he replied with "you need strong stomach" and rubbed my tummy. It felt cut and nice. That movie was Untold Story, I watched it and licked it, hahhaha, I even took it to some buddies house for a sleep over but they did not like it, bummer.... Hahah I must watch it again some time. I'm cool! |
Author: | Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:05 am ] |
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True story lads, not a word of a lie, just like Lincoln |
Author: | nightofthelivingfred [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:22 am ] |
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He rubbed your tummy, and it was cut and nice? And then you licked it? Sounds like you and the Chinese man did the dirty dirty.. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:33 am ] |
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Chinese people are nice. |
Author: | d0c [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:42 pm ] |
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weeeeeeeelcome myyy frieeeeend....*spoken in evil shivering high pitched helium voice* ![]() |
Author: | TaKYoN [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:55 pm ] |
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WTF????? I have never licked a film before? Is that some weird arse fetish mate? You post some funny shit my friend. |
Author: | nightofthelivingfred [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 pm ] |
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Licking film is the new craze! ![]() |
Author: | Jack [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:00 am ] |
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I also ment to say it was cute and nice, but cut sounds more hardcore!!! |
Author: | GrindCallus [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 am ] |
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emmmm tastes like movie |
Author: | TaKYoN [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:43 pm ] |
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We like hardcore, but the DVD's taste weird after I get them from you. Kind of salty. ![]() |
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