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Author:  Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:04 am ]
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I'm New!

How's you all? I am king of Horror/DVD's I love the Asian movies, wowza.

Allow me to tell you a story, one time when I was a small boy I was at a comic convention I aprouched a Chinese man selling DVD's I only had £12 left in my pocket, and most of his films were £15. I had already seen the good ones though.

Then one caught my eye, it was only £11 so I thought great! I asked if it was good, he replied with "you need strong stomach" and rubbed my tummy. It felt cut and nice.

That movie was Untold Story, I watched it and licked it, hahhaha, I even took it to some buddies house for a sleep over but they did not like it, bummer.... Hahah I must watch it again some time.

I'm cool!

Author:  Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:05 am ]
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True story lads, not a word of a lie, just like Lincoln

Author:  nightofthelivingfred [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:22 am ]
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He rubbed your tummy, and it was cut and nice? And then you licked it? Sounds like you and the Chinese man did the dirty dirty.. :googley: :moon:

Author:  Jack [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:33 am ]
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Chinese people are nice.

Author:  d0c [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:42 pm ]
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weeeeeeeelcome myyy frieeeeend....*spoken in evil shivering high pitched helium voice* :zombie:

Author:  TaKYoN [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:55 pm ]
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WTF????? I have never licked a film before? Is that some weird arse fetish mate?

You post some funny shit my friend.

Author:  nightofthelivingfred [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 pm ]
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Licking film is the new craze! :beerchug:

Author:  Jack [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:00 am ]
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I also ment to say it was cute and nice, but cut sounds more hardcore!!!

Author:  GrindCallus [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 am ]
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emmmm tastes like movie

Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:43 pm ]
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We like hardcore, but the DVD's taste weird after I get them from you.

Kind of salty. :?

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