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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:09 pm  Post subject: John F**king Rambo!
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OMG, i just loved this movie! Yes, the new one. Doesn't matter that Stallone is a little bit grandpa - fuck that! It was so good that i'm gonna watch it again right now! Everything like in old good times - just with much more brutality and bloody scenes. You know, we could put this even into horror section - so brutal in some parts it is. GUTS, MEAT, BODYPARTS, BLOOOOOOD! Yeah*!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:13 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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I heard he has this sweet walking frame with a missile launcher concealed within it?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:13 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Have to agree mate...Stallone hardly spoke which get the thumbs up and the gore/splatter is sensational.

Good call mate :beerchug:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:15 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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I am not a huge fan of the first three. I will watch this and concentrate on the gore.

The massive upside is the fact he does not speak much, so that is indeed a bonus flameproof.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:22 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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To be honest TaK whatever film Stalloneis in the mute button gets well used!

The gore is something to behold...it's almost on Braindead scale.

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To be honest TaK whatever film Stalloneis in the mute button gets well used!

The gore is something to behold...it's almost on Braindead scale.


Yeah, his voice does become an irritant after a while.

As for the Braindead comparison, I hope you are correct. That alone may entertain me.

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Obviously missing the puss in the custard bit as Stallone would have trouble saying custard let alone eating it.

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Obviously missing the puss in the custard bit as Stallone would have trouble saying custard let alone eating it.


LOL TBH I would find it hard to swallow if that were in the film. How many people die by lawnmower?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:39 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Sadly no Lawnmower...however we do have a flamethrower and people blown in half by a 50cal.

There is also a throat ripping scene.... blood is plentifull mate

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AAADRIIIAAAAAAANNNNN............!!!!! only in sly's voice it would sound like: "aaaaaarrrrriiiiiiaaaaaaaooooouuuugh"

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AAADRIIIAAAAAAANNNNN............!!!!! only in sly's voice it would sound like: "aaaaaarrrrriiiiiiaaaaaaaooooouuuugh"


Lol i think every word he mumbles sounds like that....can you imagine him as a public speaker? it would sound like a stroke victim trying to sing Iron Maiden.

Its almost as if his face has caved in..from the inside!!

Image like mother like fuck!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:09 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Whoa, those two look alike like hell and the devil!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:18 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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I know...but get the feeling Mr Jackson is using them for body parts!!

Aint normal society grand?

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I know...but get the feeling Mr Jackson is using them for body parts!!

Aint normal society grand?


Indeed. And they call me fucked up.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:24 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Rambo 1 is excellent, 2 is worse, 3 is terrible, 4 is fantastic for a completely different reason to the first. The first one is just a good film, the fourth one is violence.

I posted this in the watched thread:
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Rambo IV: Absolutely... truly breathtaking amounts of violence packed in to this movie. There's no pretension, there's no silly sidetracks, there's just some of the most of the top and brutal hyper-violence in cinema history. Stallone knew exactly what he was doing, quite clearly.

Possibly the ultimate catharsism for angst in movie form. :lol: Or that all important film to test out your 1080p projector and x.y Surround Sound system on :wacky:

One thing was clear, if you walked into that one expecting anything but hyper-violence then you really aren't that bright. :lol:

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I think I'm gonna buy me a ticket.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:09 am  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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I mustve watched the original like a zillion times and something tells me.......ill probably be watching it again =)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:18 am  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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spudthedestroyer wrote:
Rambo 1 is excellent, 2 is worse, 3 is terrible, 4 is fantastic for a completely different reason to the first. The first one is just a good film, the fourth one is violence.

I posted this in the watched thread:
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Rambo IV: Absolutely... truly breathtaking amounts of violence packed in to this movie. There's no pretension, there's no silly sidetracks, there's just some of the most of the top and brutal hyper-violence in cinema history. Stallone knew exactly what he was doing, quite clearly.

Possibly the ultimate catharsism for angst in movie form. :lol: Or that all important film to test out your 1080p projector and x.y Surround Sound system on :wacky:

One thing was clear, if you walked into that one expecting anything but hyper-violence then you really aren't that bright. :lol:


I couldn't agree more, the Rambo IV is easily the most violent film I've ever seen :lol: I can't wait for a 1080p rip :)

It was STUNNINGLY violent :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:13 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Sly only talks like that cause he got fucked up as a babay.

People say it was STUNNIGLY VIOLENT, well it was gory and stuff, but I dunno, maybe not the goriest ting eva!!!11111one!!! I dunno, I heard Braindead was real gory, like real real, but if it's as gory as rambo then thats less gory than I expected. ding?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:36 pm  Post subject: Re: John F**king Rambo!
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Things that have more blood doesn't necessarily mean its 'gorier' imo, when the violence and blood is routed in fantasy, say like Braindead its just not the same as a headshot from a high powered sniper rifle.

The violence in this were closer to reality than depiction in a horror flick. Braindead is just fantasy driven blood and guts, a guy with a lawnmower churning out guts, whilst rambo is violence, a guy with a heavy duty mounted machine gun killing scores upon scores of soldiers, in a splatter of guts with each shot.

Rambo is stunningly violent.

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