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Author:  paul-scream22 [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:48 pm ]
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Ok, the land of off topic posts is always HHAH so continuing another thread ........

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ohgodnotanotherone wrote:
paul-scream22 wrote:
Craftee wrote:
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But nowhere near as good as sex!!!


But it's less messy and you can roll over and go to sleep after and nobody bothers you hee hee

Craftee :wink:
True True.

But :

a) A night with your right hand and an adult divx

or

b) A night with a real women

??????????????????????????????????????????????

I might do a poll :wink:


PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !!! :twisted:

I'm looking forward to that poll........should be reeeeeel interesting


So vote away, basically ALL we're asking is would ya rather have a shag or some porn/me time.

Not concerned about the chick, sexual position or quality of porn etc....

It's just a simple question!

Oh and PrayeR which have you gone for, coz I can't decide wether you're a porn perv or a sex addict :wink:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:55 pm ]
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well, of course sex is better with a real and most importantly a living partner. well, that be my take on it. people get (well, men) addicted to porn, substituting it (hehe, lot of 'tit' in that word) it for the real thing.

i guess since commenting about the quality of porn isnt allowed, then it all depend on how fat, ugly, or mentaly repulsive the sexual partner is.---damit, i just noticed no posting about the chick either.

ah, but i encourage everyone else to stick to porn, it leaves more unsuspecting females for me to unleash my love on.
Author:  Polityk [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:58 pm ]
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The hand seems to be losing...
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:10 pm ]
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i guess the non women people .....have thier hands ful.
Author:  Katya [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:14 pm ]
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Hey Paul you need to add another option to that poll for us girls! :lol:







Kat
Author:  paul-scream22 [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:27 pm ]
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:cry: Sorry katya.

Just substitue woman for man in the second option ;-)

Or both if ya that way inclined :wink:
Author:  PrayeR [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:31 pm ]
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can u add
"A night with a dead women"?
:oops:
Author:  paul-scream22 [ Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:38 pm ]
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PrayeR wrote:
can u add
"A night with a dead women"?
:oops:

aawwww PrayeR......Just wen I thought you couldn't sink any lower :shock:
Author:  DxaKrator [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 5:09 pm ]
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PrayeR Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:31 pm Post subject:

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can u add
"A night with a dead women"?


Isn't that the same thing as beeing Married?
Author:  d0c [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 6:26 pm ]
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wtf is this..... :shock:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:49 pm ]
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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.


err, it doesnt really have anything to do with anything, i just thought it was funny. i guess porn is safer then sex. well, gay sex i guess can be dangerous.
Author:  ohgodnotanotherone [ Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:09 pm ]
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It's not what you are actually doing what matters , it's what you believe you experience..... :wink:

If every human being would suddenly think and value the other way around than bu tommorrow half the world's population will have hanged themselves out of depression.....

A simple and good example are computer games; why can one's mood change by staring at a lightbulb pressing a series of button combinations ?

Ah.....am getting too philosophical for the average horror freak around here....

My appologies......
Author:  karstmobile [ Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:30 am ]
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ohgodnotanotherone wrote:
Ah.....am getting too philosophical for the average horror freak around here....


I think you are talking about the wrong crowd. Most here are mind gods by default. :P
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