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TaKYoN
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 Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject: Merry Chrimbo you fuckers |
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The Ancient One
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm
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Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.
Mum at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of arse.
Then out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night.
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d0c
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One
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Nice pic, always thought the Grinch looked a bit dodgy.
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am
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santa fell down the chimney,
his screaming got worse,
then blessed silence;
he landed head first.
the fireplace was ablaze,
(and santa smelled like pork)
his eyes fluttered open
as i stuck in my fork.
poor santa's cheeks,
once rosy now black,
struggled and screamed
as i broke his fat back.
still, santa was chubby,
but i knew what to do,
month's of fat leftovers
santa sandwiches,
santa stews.
the children did cheer
and santa did scream
as i startled awake,
what a nice dream.
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I'm a monster. I do monstrous things.'
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Iconoclast
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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Mod of the Living Dead
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Nice one monkey
this one deserves a banana
and Merry Chrimbo to you too TaKYoN
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably
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i cant believe the fired me from Hallmark.
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d0c
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:14 am Post subject: |
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The Ancient One
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hehe.... fire it up monkey 
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:23 am Post subject: |
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The Ancient One
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@Monkey, if I ran Hallmark I would pay you well. :321flip:
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