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Author:  TaKYoN [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Merry Chrimbo you fuckers
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse.

Mum at the whorehouse
And Dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of arse.

Then out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
To see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew my chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night.
Author:  d0c [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:15 pm ]
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Image
Author:  TaKYoN [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:21 pm ]
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Nice pic, always thought the Grinch looked a bit dodgy.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 10:49 pm ]
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santa fell down the chimney,
his screaming got worse,
then blessed silence;
he landed head first.

the fireplace was ablaze,
(and santa smelled like pork)
his eyes fluttered open
as i stuck in my fork.

poor santa's cheeks,
once rosy now black,
struggled and screamed
as i broke his fat back.

still, santa was chubby,
but i knew what to do,
month's of fat leftovers
santa sandwiches,
santa stews.

the children did cheer
and santa did scream
as i startled awake,
what a nice dream.
Author:  Iconoclast [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:30 pm ]
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:lol:
Nice one monkey

this one deserves a banana
Image

and Merry Chrimbo to you too TaKYoN
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Tue Dec 16, 2003 11:57 pm ]
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i cant believe the fired me from Hallmark.
Author:  d0c [ Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:14 am ]
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hehe.... fire it up monkey :twisted:
Author:  TaKYoN [ Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:23 am ]
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@Monkey, if I ran Hallmark I would pay you well. :321flip:
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