What is your WORST food story?

satan

Thought I'd start this as I just found a human nail in my pizza that was just delivered.

My WORST of all time was eating cat for about 3 years of my life growing up in Chicago.

Man, $4 burritos that weighed 2 pounds.
FUCK YEAH!!!

Health Inspectors closed them down after an employee narced for the reward of $2000.

lildarien · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:02 am **Post subject:**

I cant think of a worst food story but my funniest would have to be when i was about 10 yrs old.

I have this problem, where i cannot sneeze with my mouth shut. Ive had it forever and it can get pretty bad.

There i was in the morning eating my cocoa pops cereal watching tv. As alot of young kids did i sat right up close to the tv. I felt the urge to sneeze and before i could help it *BLAST* cocoa pops now covered the tv screen lol

karstmobile · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:07 am **Post subject:**

All right here's mine:

This was about 8 years ago or so...
I bought a Hershey's Symphony Bar at a local store. Parked the car for awhile (waiting for friends to show up) and decided to eat the bar. It was not in one of those air-tight wrappers it was just foil with a paper label that leaves the ends showing the foil. So I slid the bar out of the paper label a little and pulled down the foil around the bar. Took a bite and started chewing. Looking where I just bitten, I see a bug (small and kinda like an ant) come crawling out of the wrapper. I threw it out the window, and told my stomach to calm down. I decided to check the bar out again and pulled all the wrapping off to find a empty larval shell. My next move... call the bastards and complain. Called them up and they begin to tell me how infestation takes place in the warehouse and that the insect lives out its entire lifecycle within the candy bar, and then told me they were sending me coupons for more... :matrix:

satan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:10 am **Post subject:**

Michael Moore is possessing me.

karstmobile · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:13 am **Post subject:**

satan wrote:

Michael Moore is possessing me.

He tried that with me too. Use snake oil.

John_Doe · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:00 pm **Post subject:**

damn Karst, that's nasty!!! Did you use all those cupons? Why not sue?

My story would be when I was in an exchange program and 12 norwegians went to USA. Seams our immune system wasn't used to all the things they had over there (nowegian food is sterilized, sterilized, sterilized, sterilized, over and over till it has no taste anymore), so all of us got super sick. Puke was all around.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:18 pm **Post subject:**

My worst experience was about 5 years ago when I was 23, I had the munchies real bad and ate 20 chicken kievs with garlic sauce, and I aint on about the bite size fuckers either. I was puking for 2 days solid, I never ate them again for almost 5 years LOL

It was quite cool tho, it is the only time in my life I have had projectile vomitting, it rocked, except when I had to clean up all the mess I made everywhere LOL

d0c · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:28 pm **Post subject:**

bURP! i think i must puke.... thank good i havent got a bad food experience yet....

Katya · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:44 pm **Post subject:**

Shouldn't have read this thread right after breakfast

Kat

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:58 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

My worst experience was about 5 years ago when I was 23, I had the munchies real bad and ate 20 chicken kievs with garlic sauce, and I aint on about the bite size fuckers either. I was puking for 2 days solid, I never ate them again for almost 5 years LOL

It was quite cool tho, it is the only time in my life I have had projectile vomitting, it rocked, except when I had to clean up all the mess I made everywhere LOL

20 Chicken Kieves :shock:

HOW?? I mean, I like chicken kieves, but 2 and I'm full, HOW CAN YOU EAT 20 !!!! :shock:

Seriously I'm amazed, you didn't die !

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:04 pm **Post subject:**

Well I initially cooked 10 and ate them, and felt real sick LOL Smoked a bit more an got the munchies again, so i cooked up another 10, this was about 40 minutes after the first batch. I still felt sick so I started drinking water, and lots of it, my belly felt like it was gonna split open, I was in absolute agony LOL

If I wasnt so stoned I woulda drove myself to hospital LOL but I only lasted another 10 minutes before the unpleasant shit started, and I was puking for about half an hour and then felt fine, but everytime I tried to eat or drink something it just wouldnt stay down and in the end I was puking blood :mrgreen:

Since that day I no longer get really stoned, just enough to give me a nice little buzz. Oh and I do not do any other drugs, just a little smoke is as far as I go.

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:10 pm **Post subject:**

Let that be a lesson to you kiddies :

Chicken kievs and pot don't mix :wink:

Takyon I can't look at your posts now without the image of you bloated on 20 kievs and vomiting blood!

:cry:

karstmobile · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:51 pm **Post subject:**

@JD- Nope I have never had another Symphony bar, and didn't think it warranted legal action (mental anguish?),

Purple.Nightmare · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:09 am **Post subject:**

one day i got sum chips from a chippie and then bought a coupla rolls from a bakers. while eating one of my chip butties i realised that it was a bit chewier than it had any right 2 be, when i looked at the roll i saw that it had part of a very dirty shredded j-cloth in it.

also there was an indian restraurant/takeaway very close 2 where i live and although i never ate there myself a few of my mates did. now this establishment always had a 'half price curry sale'. it appears there was a good reason that the food was always cut price.......whatever was left on your plate at the end of the meal didnt get thrown away...... i believe it was rinsed under a tap and then added to the next order and recooked in it..........it was so bad there was a program on bbc1 on it

monkeysmasher

satan wrote:

Thought I'd start this as I just found a human nail in my pizza that was just delivered.

My WORST of all time was eating cat for about 3 years of my life growing up in Chicago.

Man, $4 burritos that weighed 2 pounds.
FUCK YEAH!!!

Health Inspectors closed them down after an employee narced for the reward of $2000.

hahaha
burritos as big as your head. i think i ate there a lot.

eyerishroses · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:01 pm **Post subject:**

I ate a milky way one night years ago, a couple hours later I woke up and couldn't see straight. I looked at the clock to see what time it was, it was up side down. so I sat up futher and was getting sick to my stomach, I was hugging the porcline god for a while. As I went to my nieghbors I fell going up the stair vomiting all thew way up. Everything was hazy. They called an ambalance. As I was in the hospital I was in so much pain. They hooked an I.V. up and gave me demeral shots. Here I was a puking and aching. I was so gone for 3 days. I have never ate a milky way again.

karstmobile · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:39 am **Post subject:**

eyerishroses wrote:

I ate a milky way one night years ago, a couple hours later I woke up and couldn't see straight. I looked at the clock to see what time it was, it was up side down. so I sat up futher and was getting sick to my stomach, I was hugging the porcline god for a while. As I went to my nieghbors I fell going up the stair vomiting all thew way up. Everything was hazy. They called an ambalance. As I was in the hospital I was in so much pain. They hooked an I.V. up and gave me demeral shots. Here I was a puking and aching. I was so gone for 3 days. I have never ate a milky way again.

Wow, that was one mean milky way. Did they say exactly what happened? How could a milky way produce such a bad food poisoning?

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:04 pm **Post subject:**

Damn that was some bad shit LMFAO Maybe someone spiked ya Milky Way and you was hallucinating?

Krug · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:07 pm **Post subject:**

Quote:

Thought I'd start this as I just found a human nail in my pizza that was just delivered.

My girlfriend found a nail in her ?1 microwave meal last night I warned her about eating those dirty things!
:sui:

This is much filthier though: http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,510055055,00.html

eyerishroses · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:00 pm **Post subject:**

Hi,
When I was released the physicain said they had called the store I bought the milky way from to have all the bars pulled. Yes I was seeing little green men. They had also told me the milky way was laced with some sort of poison injected. The hospital hd the bar delivered to thier Er and found several more bars. This was hick town Spokane. In the early 80s.
hick, hick, hick lol

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