Right - /ME opening bottle of beer......

ohgodnotanotherone

.....whssssshhht.......

Gluk,Gluk,Gluk......

AAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

r3nton · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:11 pm **Post subject:**

lol. cheers, mate. im drinking icecold vodka with my friends here. things really cant get any better than this

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:46 pm **Post subject:**

Happy holiday hangover :beerchug:

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:53 pm **Post subject:**

....Whoossstttt...

97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
If one of them fell off the wall to the floor..........

95 bottles of beer on the wall !

95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles ....ad infinitum

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:28 pm **Post subject:**

*sniff*

As expected , I am all alone......

Screw this - I'm going to bed early.........

I'll be jolly when I feel like it :matrix:

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:06 am **Post subject:**

Well if you lived close man I would invite you over for fruitcake :mrgreen:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:55 am **Post subject:**

eh, i gotta stay sober, i'm staking out waiting for santa clause. first redpanted leg i see in the fireplace i shoot him with the rhino tranks, then bravo team rushes in with the net. after that, i measure, weigh, and tag santa, then release him back into the wild with the radio collar so i can track his migration patterns each year. with the massive deforestation of the northpole, santa's natural habitat is reduced. thanks to my 200,000$ research grant, i have set up a controlled breeding facility to increase the santa population.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:09 am **Post subject:**

Why not just shoot him,stuff him and mount him? :mrgreen:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:47 am **Post subject:**

then santas would be extinct.
now, with an army of controlled breeded santas, my unholy army of red christmas can sweep across canada, pilliging and burning everything in our path.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 6:52 am **Post subject:**

Sounds good...never trusted those canucks...they all have funny sounding accents...I think I get your angle though...think about all those Santa's on the corner ringing that bell making money hand over fist for you...Better than prostitution

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:57 am **Post subject:**

nah, the bell ringers get paid minimum wage, i was one for a week.

John_Doe · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2003 7:15 pm **Post subject:**

I remember the raindeers being scared shitless that year..

Right - /ME opening bottle of beer......

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