lol. cheers, mate. im drinking icecold vodka with my friends here. things really cant get any better than this
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| Author: | ohgodnotanotherone [ Wed Dec 24, 2003 8:30 pm ] |
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.....whssssshhht....... Gluk,Gluk,Gluk...... AAAaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........... |
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| Author: | r3nton [ Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:11 pm ] |
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lol. cheers, mate. im drinking icecold vodka with my friends here. things really cant get any better than this
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| Author: | DxaKrator [ Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:46 pm ] |
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Happy holiday hangover 
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| Author: | ohgodnotanotherone [ Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:53 pm ] |
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....Whoossstttt... 97 bottles of beer on the wall 97 bottles of beer If one of them fell off the wall to the floor.......... 95 bottles of beer on the wall ! 95 bottles of beer on the wall 95 bottles ....ad infinitum |
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| Author: | ohgodnotanotherone [ Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:28 pm ] |
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*sniff* As expected , I am all alone...... Screw this - I'm going to bed early......... I'll be jolly when I feel like it 
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| Author: | DxaKrator [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:06 am ] |
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Well if you lived close man I would invite you over for fruitcake 
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:55 am ] |
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eh, i gotta stay sober, i'm staking out waiting for santa clause. first redpanted leg i see in the fireplace i shoot him with the rhino tranks, then bravo team rushes in with the net. after that, i measure, weigh, and tag santa, then release him back into the wild with the radio collar so i can track his migration patterns each year. with the massive deforestation of the northpole, santa's natural habitat is reduced. thanks to my 200,000$ research grant, i have set up a controlled breeding facility to increase the santa population. |
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| Author: | DxaKrator [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:09 am ] |
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Why not just shoot him,stuff him and mount him?
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:47 am ] |
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then santas would be extinct. now, with an army of controlled breeded santas, my unholy army of red christmas can sweep across canada, pilliging and burning everything in our path. |
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| Author: | DxaKrator [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 6:52 am ] |
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Sounds good...never trusted those canucks...they all have funny sounding accents...I think I get your angle though...think about all those Santa's on the corner ringing that bell making money hand over fist for you...Better than prostitution 
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:57 am ] |
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nah, the bell ringers get paid minimum wage, i was one for a week. |
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| Author: | John_Doe [ Thu Dec 25, 2003 7:15 pm ] |
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I remember the raindeers being scared shitless that year.. |
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