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Ohgod only scoring 127-135 on national IQ test
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Author:  ohgodnotanotherone [ Wed Jan 14, 2004 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Ohgod only scoring 127-135 on national IQ test
I feel depressed now....

I expected at least 145 , as I once scored 149.... :cry:

I already feel sexual frustrations become master of me.....*sniff*
Author:  Gorehound [ Wed Jan 14, 2004 10:43 pm ]
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127-135... so you?re a real dumbass or what?
imbecility begins at about 50 AFIK, so relax mate!
still shrewd enough! :D
Author:  DxaKrator [ Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ohgod only scoring 127-135 on national IQ test
ohgodnotanotherone wrote:
I feel depressed now....

I expected at least 145 , as I once scored 149.... :cry:

I already feel sexual frustrations become master of me.....*sniff*

Masterbation helps man,if your hand just doesn't do it for you anymore try a 10 lb rump roast.Make sure you leave it out at room temp for a while at least otherwise it gets that fucking a corpse feel...but hey..that may be just what the Dr. ordered...where is D0C when a man needs a good cure.You can use gravy as a lube too...bon appettite.
Author:  John_Doe [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:51 am ]
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we're in the same league then. I only got 125.
Author:  satan [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:42 am ]
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143 believe it or not.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:31 am ]
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damn, i got a -2.
spelled my name wrong.put the incorrect date.

what, your country has mandatory iq tests?
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:33 pm ]
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eh, maybe taking a horror iqtest will make you feel better, ohgodmynameistoolong.
<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/H/horrorweb/1063856700_tvictimpt1.gif" border="0" alt="Pinhead"><br>Your pain is Pinhead's pleasure... and it will last<br>for all eternity!!
<br><br> <font size="-1">Whose Horror Villian Victim are YOU?</font><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by Quizilla</font>
Author:  TaKYoN [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:46 pm ]
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I got Freddy, and me missus got Jason. As for IQ, I dont do those shitty tests, I have done a few more official ones, but then again I am a member of Mensa and currently in the top 1%.
Author:  DxaKrator [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:03 pm ]
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Pinhead here as well :mrgreen:
Author:  PC_Arcade [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:03 pm ]
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<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/H/horrorweb/1063856700_tvictimpt1.gif" border="0" alt="Pinhead"><br>Your pain is Pinhead's pleasure... and it will last<br>for all eternity!!
<br><br> <font size="-1">Whose Horror Villian Victim are YOU?</font><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by Quizilla</font>
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:23 pm ]
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you guys are hillarious :lol: Seriously, although -2 is a believable iq for you smasher :D Is this test the nation crap the thing on BBC?

Well my penis is in the top ten of "greatest of all time" :P
Author:  carlos66 [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:44 pm ]
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Pinhead again :shock:
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:46 pm ]
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pinhead is the brad pitt of horror, don't you just want to kiss him... or rather, not :lol:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:59 pm ]
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spudthedestroyer wrote:
you guys are hillarious :lol: Seriously, although -2 is a believable iq for you smasher :D


what's worse, they let me take it by mail*. i didnt even put the correct postage on it, and i accidently put the utilities payment check in it. my chocolate fingerprints on everypage, a coffee cup circlet stain on it. i accidently swallowed a pen cap, a squirell ran off with my car keys, and then one of my toes fell off. it wasnt my day for test taking, especially after i got another paternity suit filed by the zoo.
ex:
Q:'what is the capital of Norway?'
A: 'N'

and they counted that wrong, the elitist bastards.

*or,
'bi-male', for mr and mrs spud pitt@homohasahome.
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:09 pm ]
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:mrgreen:
Author:  Death [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:57 pm ]
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"You're his child now... and Freddy will have a blast ripping you to shreds!!"

Typical, i have to give up sleeping, my favourite hobby! :-)
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:47 pm ]
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Just consider yourself lucky your not a kiddy, else freddy would fiddle your ass :matrix:

Hehe, if they remade Nightmare on Elm Street nowadays, tenner bets Freddy would have got caught with kiddy porn on his pc and then there'd be an article on the frontpage of the Elmstreet Times about not letting your children use the internet because it's full of perverts. Then the film would be a political thriller about censorship starring Russel Crowe. :wacky:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:03 pm ]
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eh, if they made another elm street, this time i'm sure the only way to kill freddy would be to not share files on the internet.

forest gump got a 73 on his iq test with 70 as retarded, while eistien had a muscular 268, with jesse jackson at 161, jfk at 135, alex p keaton at 137.


yes, the son from family ties. malory had 138.
what do all of these things have in common?

they are all things not to say on a first date.
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:27 pm ]
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or ever because its probably the most perdantic and moronic subject to embark upon. :lol: Besides Star Trek, or whether Godzilla could beat up King Kong, or Chewbacca, or Einstein, or Einstein's mom.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:30 pm ]
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i was just meaning iq test dont mean anything, especially standardized ones. sure,an unusually low scores(less then 70s) and your probably retarded, but the average person's score is 100 on most. EQ tests are somewhat more reliable, they gauge how well you use your intellect productively. einstien for example had severe trouble doing basic math. steven hawkings, one of the smartest people ever cant use the bathroom solo. higher intelligence usually has a larger proportion of mental illness, depression, and thick as hell glasses.

So, haHA! i laugh at your superior intellect! your use of the word 'perdantic' both confuses and arouses me. i kid, though, i didnt get a -2, but so what? for all purposes, i could have an iq from 80 to 180 and it wouldnt make much of a difference. then again,
i think one of the first things you should ask on any first date, or even a job interview, is wether they press charges, why her bed has handlebars on it(yeah, a job interview with a bed), or why all of 2livecrew's songs credit's are dedicated to her, or what won't she do for 10 dollars.

and then lean over and say...
'does this chloroform smell funny?'


so what are spud's dating dialog like? seriously, i want to know. women here dig the england guys. my usual conversations on dates get me beaten up, arrested, or married, and i gave bumpy some dating advice and he was never heard from again. really, and he was going to fix me up with his sister.
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