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Author: | PrayeR [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:13 am ] |
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hey, just 1 week ago i spoke with my GF. she said Yes. and we gonna marry! i think at the end of this year (she is at home now in Belarus, and i am here) so if ya want u can congratulate me or condole or jeer at me! ![]() |
Author: | carlos66 [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:24 am ] |
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I'll drink a toast to you ![]() [url]hxxp://www.cuddlecards.com/congrats3.html[/url] ![]() |
Author: | PC_Arcade [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:24 am ] |
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Congratulations Prayer ![]() Just one thing, please don't breed ![]() |
Author: | satan [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:58 am ] | ||
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I agree.=) Congrates man. |
Author: | Polityk [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:31 am ] |
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Shit man, congratulations. Finally some real boobs. ![]() |
Author: | satan [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:23 am ] |
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Bobs? Anyway, I'm a little envious, as I can't stand dating the same person for more than 3 months. /just end up dumping them. I really think I have a problem. |
Author: | Buckethead [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:09 pm ] |
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That's the great thing about those inflatable dolls of love......they just never say no! ![]() Congrats ![]() |
Author: | Forum Bot [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:13 pm ] |
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GET MARRIED AND REPRODUCE Guess which movie i just watched ? ![]() Congratulations. |
Author: | TaKYoN [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:13 pm ] |
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Congrats, and ignore what they say about breeding, I did and all is well, so far LOL |
Author: | PC_Arcade [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:42 pm ] | ||
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So did I, it's Prayer's offspring that worry me! ![]() |
Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:50 pm ] |
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eh, take it from someone who gets married a lot, i try to follow these basic guidlines, sonnyboy- 1. set up a private/secret bank account and skim a little money off into it, in case things go sour. 2. find a way to 'accidently' loose your job, and try to make it look like it was her fault. then mooch/live off her, stay at home while she works. it may take some devious schemeing to make her feel responsible, but i think you have it in you. 3. dont have sex with her sister. that about covers it. |
Author: | TaKYoN [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:07 pm ] |
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Dont have sex with her mother/father should be on the list too, that almost always ends in tears. Unless of course you get one of "those" families. |
Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:20 pm ] |
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and pay the shipping charges. mail order brides kind of start to smell bad if you leave them at the post office in thier crates. |
Author: | wargand [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:21 pm ] |
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Since when are siblings allowed to marry?? ![]() |
Author: | PrayeR [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:29 pm ] |
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tnx guys! ![]() |
Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:10 pm ] |
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all the time siblings marry there, hence the state motto - 'Prayerville, 7 milllion citizens, 12 last names!' or 'Welcome to Prayerslevania: We're all Family!..(really)' i think most countries have laws about interbreeding, with first cousins usually the cut-off point. but good luck on your marriage, prayer. the first couple are always the most special, and maybe yours will be one of the mathmatically insignificant marriages to survive the first 5 years, unless it is an arrainged marriage, they seem to last longer. and if your going to sleep with your wife's sister, just dont take pictures! . |
Author: | PrayeR [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:54 pm ] |
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Prayerslevania? nah USP - United States of PrayeR. (riaa would be banned there!) ![]() |
Author: | malfeitor [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:30 pm ] | ||
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![]() ![]() ![]() Best of luck to you Prayer! |
Author: | wargand [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:36 pm ] |
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Why best luck to him? The probability is very high that it is not he who needs all the luck. ![]() |
Author: | PrayeR [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:01 pm ] |
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wargand ![]() |
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