my poetry about ham

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:52 am **Post subject:**

what about my poetry about ham?
http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... cters.html
that poem took me at least 3 minutes to write.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:57 am **Post subject:**

and dont trust anyone over 7!

(you'd be surprised what i edited out)

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:43 am **Post subject:**

hey they're thinking about tightening laws against ageism! Stop that or tony blair will 'av' u!!!

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 2:13 am **Post subject:**

errr,
my lawyers have informed me that i had said and meant '7!'
as in the factorial of 7.
or
7x6x5x4x3x2x1
so unless you have a sword hidden under that coat,
i'm still legal, and apparently of huge friggin nerd.

hahah! From public school i strike at thee! For hate's sake i spit thy name!
monkeydick

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 2:35 am **Post subject:**

Surely some sort of public apology should come with a withdrawal of statement. You could be subject to libel (or is that dribble [ wait was that slander? {or more acturately libel?}])

"Where was I? Oh, yeah, stay out of my booze!"

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 3:51 am **Post subject:**

no, no no,
there was no retraction, as 7! was originaly stated, makeing it techniquely acceptable, and most importantly, liability free.
We here at monkeysmasher industries have always stood by, and stand for, are firm belief in the equality of all races, ages, genders, religious beliefs and creeds.

Except the swedish, inferior by nature those lumberjack ratbastard analharpoonists can stomp thier gigantic blonde haired blue eyed white devil selves up the sweatiest crack of satan's as---woops, i meant black people. we dont like blacks. not fond of the jews, mexicans are just lazy, eskimos smell like seal blubbler, dont get me started on the germans(with thier mustaches and nightmare causing porn), guineas, wopps, poloks, gaffers,slanteyes, geezers, fatties,chinks, dinks, squeegin norweigiens, mongoloids, tranies, midgets,nigs, wigs, reggins, scoobies, redskins,yellowskins, women, crumpetmunchers, woodenshoed freaks, canadians, white trash, senators, pedophiles, austrailians, hillbillies, fags, split tails, geeks, freaks, rascists, greasers, frogs, nazi hogs, japs, charlie, fairies, bikers, truckers, hippies, yippies, weatherman, rainbow fagnasties and all white people, even mormans. The irish are ok, except for leprechauns and the drunks. well, i guess thats all of them. I will mention the french again, hairy armpits and all.

so i guess all people are equal in that we all kind of suck. I guess the only logical thing we can do is torch the planet(for the insurance money), disband, form individual 'races' by skin color/religion/sexual preference,ahh, crap, that didnt work before. Lets go by height or tongue length. Then we split up the insurance money and never speak of it again. God,Allah, or whomever will be none the wiser as long as we keep our story straight, and stay cool. Maybe send a card on christmass and an occasional phonecall, just to stay in touch.

man i would make a one hell of a god.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 4:18 am **Post subject:**

you would if you didn't spend so much time typing messages in the forums :lol:

John_Doe · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2003 5:10 am **Post subject:**

'Thou art God. Artgod'

what movie?

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:26 pm **Post subject:**

this one is good, along the lines of discrimination and disabilities compliant-

Disability Rights Commission
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/67/31520.html

is this side wheelchair assessable?
Braile compliant graphics?
monkey set lawyer to 'kill' and releases wave after wave of red shirts

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2003 6:46 pm **Post subject:**

yeah i think we are getting there in allowing access to services such as school for the disabled, I think that many business were a bit slow on the uptake.

Braile VDUs? The only one I've ever seen was in Daredevil.. or was that a braile printer?

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2003 11:13 pm **Post subject:**

here, i think all ATM (automated teller machines) even the drive-up ones have braile. I wont even get into why a blind person would be driving, or how they would locate an atm. Strangley enough, there is an atm with braile at a drive-thru liquor store(and yes you can buy ammunition there too).

i'm glad the handicapped are able to access sites, but making laws to enforce a website to be handicap accesable seems a bit excessive. having your music site deaf people compatible? or an abstract art picture site done braile compatable?

timmm-mmaay
timmmm-timmm- tim MAYhhh

John_Doe · **Posted:** Sat Jul 05, 2003 11:47 pm **Post subject:**

Q: What do you say to a blind guy standing on the sidewalk, waiting for a green light?
A: Beep-beep-beep-beep.....

sorry. just had to.

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