ive been having some semi interesting little side projects ive been messing with on and off. Other sites have this kind of stuff to get people more interested. If someone wants to contribute, that'd be great.
Here are some ive started,

1. Signs you are in an italian horror movie
-ah, just like those 'signs you are in a horror movie' except for itallian ones.

2. Creepy Little Kids of Spaghetti Horror
- A 'who's who' of creepy little bastards, the one's we all love to see get killed off. just like a few pictures and little story/bio of those really damn wierdlooking kids in most itallian horror/zombie movies. Often these kids are the ugliest, scariest parts of most movies. little 'bob' and that one from 'burial ground' who bit mamma's nipple off.

3. "the zombie movie title flowchart'
- I was making a diagram/flowchart of all the zombie movies and thier various names some go by. I keep getting multiple copies of the same movie, but with different names. It is extra hard to tell wich is wich when most zombie movies summaries say something like 'the dead have risen from thier graves to feed on the living. Will man survive this army of the undead?' man, that's all of them.



or
games like-
'spot the boom mike'
'6 degrees of Ian McCulloch/donald pleasance'
Maybe like some little contest/rating system for some of these.
just a few ideas. anybody have anything?

hmm sounds intressting

yeah, it is that 8 month delay reaction ideas.a year from now, my idea's will sink in(like termites, or herpes) and you;ll be all 'Monkeysmasher was a genius, i didnt understand it until now! lets blast hasselhoff into space!'

throw up some of of those joke questionaire/test things. i'm somewhat funny, i could write some up, if someone else does the php.

design something, win some of d0c's toenail clippings.

the celebrity death pool, guess the next celebrity to be murdered win, errr, something. no cheating/assassinations.

do a russian roulette thing(probably with some kind of icq, looser shaves off ONE eyebrow, must take picture, must leave it that way till it grows back.) for you swedes, or freaky blonde people who dont look like they got eyebrows at all, you gotta die ONE black.
maybe wear a 'I GOT THE BITCHSLAP AT DEAD DONKEY"S Russianroulette MONKEYTIME JAMBOREE'

graveyard scavenger hunts, points for famous literary/horror related bones, or actual(non doctor'd picture of your screen name painted on famaus horror person tombstone, or if living, thier actuall person, or house). yeah, its probably more legal then digging them up, wich is what i would prefer.

send in your addresss, and we come and murder you.

ahhh, these are just some ideas i threw out, have to get with the whole PR department to iron out the details. i have many more ideas
many
,,,,,many
many many many more.

EDIT-
I would happily make up some those fake tests, hell, t-shirts, graphics, video games,(my specialty at the moment is making front ends, hehe, you should see my latest i made for my mom so she could watch her favorite shows.) do almost anything(no, no sodomy, i dont swing that way.) to make this site into the megamanical corporation i will eventualy grow to despise, as long as (yep, this will sound strange) none of it is used directly to pirate files, according to the pissy laws in my current country.
hehe, what i may lack in attention span, and some say talent, i would surely make up for in the vast volume of output i tend to create when engrossed in a project.
eh, i got 2 paying projects going on now atmoment, and 1 more scheduled for after these, but i dont sleep, so i can do about anything, errrr, that is till i pass out or i die from exhausition.

eh, hope you meant dye.

sweet lord.
Detective John Doe, Grammar Police, Spelling Devision.

Mr. Monkey, we'd like to ask you some questions, if we may? and god help you if any end in a prepresitional phrase!
EH, was that a dangling participle, sweet lord, he's got jerrands and a suffix, BACKUP! WE NEED BACK UP! OFFICER DOWN OFFICER DOWN!

eat my predicate, ya limey bastards!

haha!
i laugh at your superior inteligence john doe. none but I could have ever devised such deviousness, and i swear if it had a tail, it would be a weasal, yes, yes, a devious weasal, with its own hidden agenda, and shifty little beady eyes.

watching you.

err, what i meant to say, if spud wanted to make this site more errrr, interactive/mass population participation, i could come up with a few ideas beyond just a forum. upside=lots of new people, downside=lots of new people.