www.dead-donkey.com
https://forum.dead-donkey.com/

Are You Damned?
https://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3949		 Page 1 of 1
Author:  Jynks [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:41 am ]
Post subject:  Are You Damned?
Take the Test

@Jynks
Quote:
Image
Reincarnation

You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:

"The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher's wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)
Author:  maxpayne2409 [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:42 am ]
Post subject: 
Atheism

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

Image
Author:  DxaKrator [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:33 am ]
Post subject: 
Hell

You have been naughty. You are the sort of person who used to pull off the wings and legs of flies when you were a child, and giggle at the black speck that remained. Evil is written right through you like 'Blackpool' through a stick of rock. You malingering deviant. Prepare for eternal damnation. You deserve it.
Image

That sounds about right...and accurate to a fault...I actually did pull wings and legs of flies as a child,but they left out the part where I set them on fire and injected them full of substances.
I like that term malingering deviant..I wonder if spud will change my title to that instead of Bone Collector :twisted:
Author:  ohgodnotanotherone [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:45 am ]
Post subject: 
HA ! DXA ! I still get the best of both :P

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/purgatory.jpg" title="Purgatory" alt="Purgatory" border="0" /><br />Are you</i> damned?<br /><small>Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</small>

Purgatory

Though you are leaving this life in God's grace, you haven't quite been able to stop youself from sinning. Our God is an angry God, and requires that you serve your time in limbo before you pass through the pearly gates. Some theologians believe that while you are resting here you won't know that eventually you will reach heaven, causing terrible doubts and hopeless speculation. Good luck.

*DAmn straight* :twisted: Now let me go on whacking off :twisted: :twisted:
Author:  DxaKrator [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:06 am ]
Post subject: 
I'll be looking up waiting...with pitchfork in hand. :twisted: Just don't come down here with that dirty little thing hanging out :o
Author:  George Tatum [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:52 am ]
Post subject: 
Purgatory for me :P
Author:  Purple.Nightmare [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:21 am ]
Post subject: 
Valhalla

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/valhalla.jpg" title="Valhalla" alt="Valhalla" border="0" /><br />Are you</i> damned?<br />hehe kool!! - except teh bit about meat :)
Author:  PC_Arcade [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:37 am ]
Post subject: 
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/reincarnation.jpg" title="Reincarnation" alt="Reincarnation" border="0" /><br />Are you</i> damned?<br />Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
Author:  TaKYoN [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:59 am ]
Post subject: 
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/atheism.jpg" title="Atheism" alt="Atheism" border="0" /><br />Are you</i> damned?<br /><small>Brought to you by Rum and Monkey</small>
Author:  Pervopappy [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:41 pm ]
Post subject: 
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/damned/hell.jpg" title="Hell" alt="Hell" border="0" /><br />Are you</i> damned?<br />
Author:  DxaKrator [ Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:40 pm ]
Post subject: 
At least I got company in Hell now :mrgreen:
Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC [ DST ]
What's blood for, if not for shedding?