TaKYoN wrote: |
You guys will never guess what it was? I had set my download limit to 4K!!!!!!! No frickin idea how tho. |
The whole community thanks you for your selfless act of power sharing
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| Author: | TaKYoN [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How dense am I? |
I was really stresing out the last few days cos I have been upping at the usual 32 or so K, but the downloads were poodleing along at around 3.5K, I tried changing mods etc, tweaking my net connection, the whole fuckin works. You guys will never guess what it was? I had set my download limit to 4K!!!!!!! No frickin idea how tho. |
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| Author: | wargand [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:07 pm ] | ||
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The whole community thanks you for your selfless act of power sharing
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| Author: | TaKYoN [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:14 pm ] |
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Why thankyou, powersharing over now, need some downloads done, need more movies, need trashy 80's horror, need pizza, need nicotine, need a bottle of Bud, mmmmmmm Bud. |
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:48 am ] |
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lol TaKYoN 
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:41 pm ] |
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not a computer related densness, but another sad tale of life, happily buying my grocheries today, thru the check-out line i'm going. I see the checkout girl in a maternity looking shirt, and me being a chatty (and somewhat creepy) person, i say, 'hehe, looks like someone is gonna be a mommy soon!" and of course, the blank stare, she says, 'Huh? What do you mean?' and i say, 'Your baby! When's it do?' "what baby? what are you talking about?' 'yikes' and the little veins in her forehead seemed to be rather prominently throbbing, 'Why do you think i'm going to have a baby? i'm not pregnent! What makes you think im pregnant??', she started to screech. And then i said, (guess wich one) 1. 'Oh, You just have that glow about you. That happy, heallthy motherhood glow!' 2. 'Because it looks like your smuggling a fucking watermellon shoved under the top of your pants.' |
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:30 pm ] |
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lmao I think it's a number 2
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| Author: | wargand [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:50 pm ] | ||
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Cannot be. This would not make sense. To smuggle _fucking_ watermellons she'd need to smuggle at least _two_ of them, not one
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:22 pm ] |
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Like some species of frogs, the domesticated north american watermellon is asexual, though in this case i used it more as an adjective/adverb then as a verb. this has actually happened on more than one occasion, so you'd think i would have learned not to make small talk with anyone, for any reason.just keep my head down, buy what i need and leave. I chose #1 as i'm getting to old to get beat up by a girl. |
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:05 pm ] |
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so it was a hippo then? |
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:00 pm ] |
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the area i live in has a rather disproportionate amount of stupid, stupid people. I dont know if its because of the lead in the water, the chemicals the farmers use, or the rampant inbreeding..... -here are typical snippets of conversation i have overheard- example a. 'i cant be pregnant. I just got my period. last october.' example b. 'lets drink antifreeze.' drinking anti-freeze would normaly tend to kill off dumb people, but the ones here, they breed too damn fast. |
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:26 pm ] |
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/me pictures a colony of underground inbred Van Damnes 
Drinking anti-freeze --> Darwinism in action 
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| Author: | TaKYoN [ Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:26 pm ] |
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I usually freak ppl out just by looking at them. Maybe my cromagnon looking features, or my "I'm gonna fuck you up bad" eyes. |
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Sat Jul 12, 2003 12:41 pm ] |
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and, me. With my squinty little constantly twitchie ratlike eyes always darting around, greasy greasy face, and a rather disturbing constant semi-smile, seem to emit that 'used car salesman' aura that people come to know and love....errrrrr,loathe. And these tiny little legs i got are a constant pain, i have to take about 3 steps for everyone elses 1 step(i refer to these as my get-away-sticks), i swear my head is just getting bigger as i start to resemble a lollipop. Yes, hard sticky candy coated head, filled with bubble gum where my brain should be. Im always waking up with cat hair, lint, and cigarettes stuck to my candyhead. My socks dont match, I accidently swallowed a pen cap, and a squirell stole my car keys. so, what i meaning to say is i'm going over to my girlfriends house for a few days, so i wont be around my computer. If i get disconnected, i will be back in a day or so. I'm going to have sex now. In a big way. dirty dirty sex. (and if things go well, it will be with a woman) i checked. |
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