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You probably won't get it unless you live in the UK.

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Special detective Jensus is on the track....

ginger

n: A strong brown.


minge

n : vulgar term for a woman's pubic hair or genitals

When I saw the title i thought you was going to post a picture called "childabuse.jpg" featuring a couple with a little child, and they all have mullets :-o

You kinda gave away the punchline Jensus.

Don't be touchy

Are you happy with the edited post?

Not touchy, that's why I used the smiley.

That is a cool name. I know a fella with bright ginger hair who's initials are G T, he quickly got re-christened as Ginger Tosser LOL

Never know how to interpret the smiley, I think it looks so condescending.

I read it like "Really smart thing to do, you bleeding wanker"

Haha, I can get along fine with anybody who uses the word wanker.

That has gotta be the best word ever.

Yeah, but English people speak English weird.
Watch "Dog Soldiers".

They call a TV a footy and they insult each other with the word "Twatter".
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" doesn't exactly sound like he wants a fight, now does it? It sounds a bit more...intimate.
Which would be a good movie idea. Guy runs around having sex with werewolves for some reason.

It's scottish, as far as I know.

What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!

@DJ thats funny but wot on earth were U doin lookin @that page in teh 1st place

OOOOOOOH! TOOCH?!

I loved that line from "Dog Soldiers".

MMM, so the English language that the English invented and is being spoken on a daily basis by a nation of British People which continually evolves to reflect the changing culture in Britain is Weird. But a country that calls trousers "pants" is normal is it ???

Out of interest, what do you call your pants?

Dude, just admit it. Like many people who :invent" something, you're not the best at it. Look at the Scots and golf or Native Americans and hockey or white people/Canadians and basketball or Jews/Christians and sex.

Edit" And if "pants" in England is used to refer to underwear, that's ludiculous. How do you possinly get from the shortened fomr of pantaloons to include that? On the other hand, trousers is perfectly acceptable.

Looks like pantaloons were undergarments before they became trousers, although it's difficult to find any more info without spending more time than I'm going to

as to us not being the best at something, I don't know what you mean, just look at Crick....no, tenni.....err no, oh yeah Rugby, look at that, we won the world cup this year, yep, that's the one to look at

When he said he wanted to watch the 'footy', he meant the football (on TV).

You cockmonkey

But aren't you the only ones people who play it?

no, there are the All Blacks from New Zeland which are better than the english

hoo-ga-cha-ka hoo-ga-cha-ka

Jensus, Dog soldiers was mix nationality British troops on maneuvres in Scotland. I got the impression they were mostly english though, but either way, at least they weren't the french*

Pantaloons ARE undergarments, and were them first so actually, that's backfired.

Crisps are made from roasted potato that are 'Crispy'; chips are cooked potato shaped into 'chips'; frys are thin crispy chips, so called because they are cut finely and fried.
Chips are not Crisps Frys are not chips, frys are frys!

A fanny is not an ass

Know the language, before you speak the language! The strange language gap is very weird, because all (most) of them make no sense at all. The words are based upon some logical description most of the time. It's like when someone was rushing over the pond, he forgot what meant what Most confusing.

And the british invented chess! (by which I meant we invaded india, stole it and gave it a better name)


*that was a joke french people, please don't send dead frogs to my mail box