A Funny Thing Happened At The Deli-Mart or All I Want Is My Natty Light

So, here I go out for some smokes. Get in the truck and head down the road. Park the truck and walk toward the front of the store. A guy says, ?Are you buying beer?? I said, ?No, are you not old enough?? (I had him figured... this being a college town and all) He said, ?Naw.? I said, after a short pause, ?I really shouldn?t.? Then I said, ?Hmm? let me see your drivers license.? (just to be on the safe side, don?t need to get busted or something) Pulling his wallet out and then handing it to me he said, ?Why?? While looking at his wallet, a weird feeling possesses me, and I feel like a cop looking at this guy?s wallet. Then I said, while taking hold of his wrist and pulling his arm behind his back, ?Ok, I?m placing you under arrest.? He then mumbles in fright something incoherent. Then I let go of his arm and said, ?Ah, I?m just kidding. What do you want?? He then tells me he wants some ?Natty Light?. I come back out of the store give him a ride back to the dorms and he relates how I scared the shit out of him and his heart had skipped a beat. He tells me he will have to remember that one when he turns 21. So, I tell him to be careful and leave him with a nice tale to remember.

That?s the most fun I?ve had in awhile. I need to play cop more often.

lmao, nice one

lol, you know it's a felony to impersonate an officier? It won't only be the mpaa knocking on your door.

Reminds me of the Jackass show, where they are pretending to be a Cop and futurtive. Don't wanna spoil it for those that haven't seen that ep but I thought it was hilarious

hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHah

slightly related to that story,
but as one of my many many jobs ive had in my younger years, i worked the register at a place that sold alcohol, and this is how i got fired....
depressed looking lady, somewhat frumpy, sad and worn out looking was buying a bottle of cheepo vodka. i ask for her i.d., more out of a kind of compliment to her(i thought) because she looked like she had been around the block many many times. i was just trying to be nice, but the bitch snapped, yelling and shit, throws the bottle at my head(hits me with it), so i just say how i was trying to be nice to her as she looked pretty fucking haggard/ragged weathered old cunt for only being 30, and she gets on the counter and starts taking swings at me and so i end up punching her in the face, breaking her nose.
man, some people just cant take a compliment.

Funny how I can't help identifying people with their avatars...

I got this vision of a little kitty cat punching an "old" lady in the nose now.




............ Meow! ............

nobody ever suspects a kitten, but if your fast you can see thier true faces in the dark. once i flicked on my lighter......

http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... ished.html

(its the white guy with the red gums, and the big freakin hands)

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@karstmobile, hehehe good one... he will think twice next time

@monkey, very cool drawings dude...

accckk! poor little kitties










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