Hi all,
I know I haven't been here in a while. I am the one who does pop in and out. For those of you who do not know, I am Dxa's woman. Sorry to hear of a few of my freinds are not here anymore. So sad cuz I won't get thier response on my new joke. lol
Here it goes,
A Poem of Friendship
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.
See ya,
