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Rhino Bitch
Made in 1994/5 Rhino Bitch is the DGFC latest blockbuster costing a massive ?921. It took nine and a half months of hard graft. We decided to write a film based on this amazing title. Lots of people die in it because thats what makes us laugh. People have accused us of making Camping in Hell 3.
But they were wrong.
Camping In Hell
In 1991 on a budget of 37p we made the terrible Camping in Hell.
In 1992 we made the slightly better but still rubbish Camping In Hell 2. That cost us ?351. What a waste of Adams money. He is still paying off his overdraft. He is sad.
The Butler is cross.
Oh dear. His intestines have come out Shamus is scared. In the next shot his head is crushed like a melon. Poor Shamus.
Demagogue
A woman screams. Tucked away in a hidden laboratory, she gives birth to a mutated baby. We discover the baby belongs to a religious cult determined to contact other worlds. Created as a desperate last attempt at super-human intelligence the baby appears perfect to devise intergalactic communication.
Only one man stands between them and cosmic utopia. Jason Bason (Matthew Gidley), on his first assignment as a private dick, has been hired to rescue and de-programme a young, beautiful girl (Ruth Wilson) from their sinister brainwashing. Infiltrating the cult's underground bunker, Jason discovers a world of disfigured experiments, useless hippies and their seductive, power-hungry leader, Belladonna Kalashnikov (Rachel Lawes). Attracted by Jason's innocence, Belladonna discloses the cult's darkest secrets and attempts to halt a blossoming relationship between the detective and the girl.
Jason soon meets the scientist responsible for the genetic advances. Not the genius he expects, Dr Slogan (Roland Melhuish), turns out to be a gambling alcoholic, short on luck and even shorter on cash