Pauls Andersons New Butchering of Resident Evil

maxpayne2409

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432021/

his new film will be called Resident Evil Afterlife, and will so far star milla (as we guessed)

Vae Victis · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:00 pm **Post subject:**

Have no problem watching Milla for another hour and a half

Again..

Geezus · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:31 pm **Post subject:**

I do

Get that bitch out of the franchise :matrix:

...

She's become like, the centre of that universe..... :roll:

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:24 pm **Post subject:**

not to me she hasnt, i thought jill was hotter, and i hope rebbeca chambers and claire redfield appear and get naked and have a ... NO both appear and get naked with jill and have a 3way :wink:

while i film it all... for posterity of course

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:10 am **Post subject:**

They've announced a new unrelated trilogy that's more to do with the games, specifically RE4.

This is obviously going to be utterly terrible, like the last one.

You know what's a disgrace, looking at imdb, look who gets the character credit:

Quote:

Paul W.S. Anderson (characters)

The characters are the only thing that resembles RE in any shape or form, well they aren't as crap in the games i suppose

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:14 am **Post subject:**

LMAO!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407989/

We may have a SMB topper! :wacky:

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:17 am **Post subject:**

OH JESUS CHRIST

you know after i read the title "metroid" i thought "oh this has got to be uwe boll, its just got no be, no1 else in the world even anderson is quite this retarded, if uwe boll isnt directing this then he must be well underway writing his next (can anything he does be called movie?) Tetris - The Movie: one blocks amazing struggle against adversity as he fights desperatly not to fall, starring tom cruise as "the falling tetris block" and random young hot "in" actress of the moment as his love interest "no dont do it block, i...Love you"

Hey 28 people were in the screening and only 3 people shot me so it must be a good movie

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:21 am **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

LMAO!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407989/

We may have a SMB topper! :wacky:

Metroid originally had John Woo attatched to direct, wonder who it will be now?

maxpayne2409 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:07 pm **Post subject:**

UWE BOLL UWE BOLL... Come on people chant with me :lol:

oh god ouch ouch i hurt from laughing

Pauls Andersons New Butchering of Resident Evil

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