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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:54 pm  Post subject:
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man just get some the movies i listed above. all others will look so much better. they are training video quality acting with porno movie budgets and lack of coherent plot thrown in for free.

eh, watch 'cthulu mansion' or devonsville terror and gaze in bafflement wondering how the hell someone managed to get these made and distributed.


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@Iconoclast - Seems like the older the movie gets the more entertaining it becomes for reasons not intended. Maybe the newer crap movies will be properly aged in 20 years or so.

That is probably very true

I somewhat liked QotD... not good or bad, just watchable. Aaliyah is darn cute on that flick =)
I don't even want to compare it on Rice's brilliant book. The movie is just so 'out there'

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:03 pm  Post subject:
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Good god I can't believe nobody nominated Basket case 2

And by the looks of it not many of you haven't seen troll 2 either ....

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I actually like the basket case series, it's got something that resembles a dwarf in it. :mrgreen:
As far as Halloween goes..I can understand why some don't like it..gore is minimal and Jamie lee curtis looks rather hideous IMO.
If you think putting Halloween up there is a bad thing get ready for this blasphemy..2 movies I didn't stick up there were Dawn of the Dead and Texas Chainsaw Massacre..Never really cared for either one and I am still in confusion about why they constantly need to rerererereleases Dawn.I am sure this will merit some heathly responces and possibly get me off your Christmas Card lists. :wink:


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Do I get stood in the midlle of the town square for that to add extra humilation?Hehe spud...that actually made my eyes water :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:25 pm  Post subject:
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frosting, kittens,
warm red fuzzy mittens,
milk + cookies, yummy,
cute and cuddly bunnies.
sunshine,my blues are lost
with rainbows and applesauce
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not as hard hitting as some of thier later work, this is back when 'slayer' was known as 'monkey and the smashettes'.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:56 pm  Post subject:
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man just get some the movies i listed above. all others will look so much better. they are training video quality acting with porno movie budgets and lack of coherent plot thrown in for free.

eh, watch 'cthulu mansion' or devonsville terror and gaze in bafflement wondering how the hell someone managed to get these made and distributed.


THAT DOES IT ! :x

CTHULU MANSION IS A GOOD FLICK !

Someone being drowned in blood in the shower ( a vertical one )
Someone being pulled inside a refridgerator by demon claws

Why it's a masterpiece !

I call to the stance to testify : WARGAND

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frosting, kittens,
warm red fuzzy mittens,
milk + cookies, yummy,
cute and cuddly bunnies.
sunshine,my blues are lost
with rainbows and applesauce.

not as hard hitting as some of thier later work, this is back when 'slayer' was known as 'monkey and the smashettes'.

Must have been from their groundbreaking days..or maybe its groundpounding..never could get that straight


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:36 pm  Post subject:
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i dont usually agree with the imdb, but it was voted one of the worst movies ever made. sure, we all would seriously like to bone melanie shatner(who wouldnt), and not just from all her rejections of me and her lawyer's threatening letters, i stand by my declaration that it is a very bad movie.true it is one of the 'better' ones on my list- 'better' is a relative term in these matters
(example of this type of relative-iveness)
is it better to get your wiener cut off in a
1.bear trap
2.a bear
3.mike tyson
?

they are all bad options, like the movie.
of course, everyone has different views, i didnt mind 'inseminoid' or 'susprisia'. not that i really liked them, i wouldnt say they were the worst ever made, because you obviously hadnt seen 'demonkeeper'.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:42 pm  Post subject:
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At least Mike Tyson would swallow after he is through.No sense in wasting.A bear would bury it..and a bear trap some toddler might come along and pick it up...better go with tyson.Children and bears both stay clear of him.


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well, i would guess anyway you look at it, its gonna be a 2 parter on jerry springer or an episode of 'america's funniest home castrations'. i would be interested in what set of circumstances a person would have these options forced upon them.

i suppose-
'hey! a bear trap, wonder if its set? only one way to test it!(zipppp)"
or
'Hey! a hybernating bear! i wonder how deep they sleep when hybernating! only one way to find out!(ziiiip)"
'Hey! mike tyson is in my cell block! I wonder-" well, the next part is obvious.

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All circumstances sound like they involve a healthy tetnis shot and in Tysons case probably a good dose of penicillian as well.Now if you could get Jerry Springer to put his member in tysons mouth...hell..I would even watch that show then.


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DxaKrator wrote:
I actually like the basket case series, it's got something that resembles a dwarf in it. :mrgreen:
As far as Halloween goes..I can understand why some don't like it..gore is minimal and Jamie lee curtis looks rather hideous IMO.
If you think putting Halloween up there is a bad thing get ready for this blasphemy..2 movies I didn't stick up there were Dawn of the Dead and Texas Chainsaw Massacre..Never really cared for either one and I am still in confusion about why they constantly need to rerererereleases Dawn.I am sure this will merit some heathly responces and possibly get me off your Christmas Card lists. :wink:


I can understand why some people might not like Halloween. No matter how great a movie is in one persons opinion, there's always going to be people who don't like it.

Gore doesn't necessarily make a movie good, and a movie doesn't need gore to be good, and Halloween is a prime example of this.

So you don't like classics 'Dawn of the Dead' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', that's fine, but this topic is for the worst horror movies in existance, and not just a list of horror films you didn't particularly like. Do you honestly actually think that Dawn of the Dead, or Texas Chainsaw Massacre are two of the worst horror movies in existance?? I find that very hard to believe.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:08 pm  Post subject:
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Why yes...yes I do.Wouldn't have wrote it if I didn't feel that way.
Perhaps gore to you isn't an important factor but it is to me.I beleive I listed my 10 and neither one were on it..but they were close.Never said I didn't like Halloween..just said I understood why others don't.As far as the difference between the worst 10 films and films I just don't like...I thought that was the basis of the whole thread...everyones opinion is biased unto themselves so I really don't know what you are talking about there.I am entitled to an opinion though and I beleive I have stated it..You can disagree and that is fine...I already know I am the odd man out with both those movies but I feel both are extremely overrated.Isn't though I just jumped on the horror bandwagon just yesterday or anything.


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too late, but here we go!!

Queen of the Damned
Antropophagus
Halloween (all)
NecroFiles 2
Porno Holocaust
Axe
Frailty
Scream (all)
Black Zombies
Burial Ground (but i love it anyway) :oops:
and almost all new "underground" horror movies

almost forgoted asian craps: :oops:

Wild Zero
Bio-Zombie
Tetsuo


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:28 am  Post subject:
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After reading that thread back I can only assume that I wasn't properly medicated that weekend. :-o
Porno Holocaust does suck bad in a big way,I am in agreement there.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:41 am  Post subject:
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WHAT!!!! all of those asian movies you mentioned are good, how can you not like wild zero???

Mind you, in the other list :-
Queen of the Damned - Couldn't agree more (piece of shit)
Antropophagus - Yep
Halloween (all) - Nope the first is excellent
NecroFiles 2 - Haven't watched it (yet), but the first was THE worst "film" ever
Porno Holocaust - :lol: Joe D'amato in bad movie shocker!!
Axe - It's not that bad
Frailty - I enjoyed this, it's alot better than most other sixth sense copies
Scream (all) - Sic 'im Paul :lol:
Black Zombies - Not seen it (yet)
Burial Ground (but i love it anyway) :oops: - As a horror film it's truly horrific, mainly that weird kid and his mother :-o
and almost all new "underground" horror movies - Yeah, they suck

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:29 am  Post subject:
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yes, wild zero SUX!!!!
ahahhahhahahahahahahh
i hated that ridiculous rockstars killing zombies and i hate CGI blood... :-o

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Tetsuo isn't horror, it's an experience. ;)


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