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Uwe Boll will quit making movies with 1 million signatures
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Author:  pure [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:31 pm ]
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Is there a petition we can sign to keep him making shite films? :mrgreen:

Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:47 pm ]
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yes... er the same petition :shadey:

Author:  Slayer [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:06 pm ]
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mascareiro wrote:
Slayer, Uwe Boll did only the first House of the Dead, so if HoD2 is the only bit of Boll you found tolerable, you can be the 680128-430 signature and counting!


:oops: Didn't realize. Well, I'm not gonna sign, I signed internet thingies a few times, there never comes something out of it. Btw: I agree on the fact that Alone In The Dark was total crap. I even regret having it burned on disc, which says a lot in my case.

Author:  mascareiro [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:38 pm ]
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Check out the trailer for Tunnel Rats, would you say it screams horrible piece of crap? a bad joke? so bad it's not even funny? kill the director rightaway?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RmEuGECjMls

I'm not Boll's defender, It's just that... Tobe Hooper, wes craven, Carpenter, Fulci etc take a loot at those guys careers... had I not known them and been exposed to like 5 or 6 films I'd sign a petition for their execution. If I were to sign a petition for directors I want to stop making movies, artists I want to stop making music and so on... I'd be a handless man by now.

Author:  Slayer [ Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:31 pm ]
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That trailer looks interesting. I'm ready for another 'nam flick! I eat them by the dozens.

Author:  grzEGOrz [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:00 pm ]
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I think that the whole idea of this petition is just plain stupid.

Don't like his films? Don't watch it! It's as simple as that. As someone before mentioned - it has become fashionable to bash Boll and it has nothing to do with "quality" of his films. OK, most of them are complete and utter crap, but his early entries like "Amoklauf" are watchable, "Seed" and "Postal" simply rock. And this whole thing with voting on imdb before the films even come out is just fucked up and stupid.

I hated "HotD", "AitD" but if man can collect money for his crap, why not?

Author:  elchupacabra [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:46 pm ]
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I signed it. :voodoo:

Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:58 pm ]
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grzEGOrz wrote:
I think that the whole idea of this petition is just plain stupid.

Don't like his films? Don't watch it! It's as simple as that. As someone before mentioned - it has become fashionable to bash Boll and it has nothing to do with "quality" of his films. OK, most of them are complete and utter crap, but his early entries like "Amoklauf" are watchable, "Seed" and "Postal" simply rock. And this whole thing with voting on imdb before the films even come out is just fucked up and stupid.

I hated "HotD", "AitD" but if man can collect money for his crap, why not?


how about...

spudthedestroyer wrote:
I'm trying to think of positive things, but its very hard because i keep coming back to this:
  • Pain his shit film caused me :lol:
  • Coverage of films that are just bad bad, not fun bad... that's money better spent on other projects that get no coverage.
  • Stealing money from the German Film industry; I would like to see new original projects
  • Stealing money from the German government and people; if you pay tax in germany, you are/were being screwed over
  • Damaging computer games integrity as any kind of viable art form, leading to view points like Roger Ebert which I think aren't very well thought out. Games like Half-Life, System Shock, etc. have potential but not with the way they are currently treated.

Three and Four are not good for anyone except extremely rich people wanting to dodge paying the fair amount of taxes; there's the argument for the Germany industry investment, but I don't think its well spent with the boll buying outside license, foreign actors and hollywood productions to what should a film made by the German film industry.

Most people don't have to watch his films like I did, but the other points are quite bad if you think about it.

Author:  elguaxo [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:56 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY

http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html

:lol:

Author:  Vae Victis [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:02 pm ]
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signed! :rock:

Author:  elguaxo [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:08 pm ]
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Vae Victis wrote:
signed! :rock:


me too! :mrgreen:

Author:  Slayer [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:49 pm ]
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LOL, was to be expected. Didn't sign this one either. It's not like Uwe cares, you know... :wink:

Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:21 pm ]
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"you have to wake up and see me for what i am; I'm the only genius in the whole fucking business! Goodbye"

I think he meant penis :lol:

Author:  Avanze [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:38 am ]
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elguaxo wrote:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html


I just read about this on another forum and I signed it.

Author:  TaKYoN [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:35 pm ]
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I hate the man, he is a complete penis. I will NOT be signing though, his films are great to watch when you are stoned. They are still shit, but you just do not care anymore and I actually find them quite entertaining.

If it was a petition to have him publicly flogged then I would sign it.

Author:  mascareiro [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:19 pm ]
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just bought bloodrayne today for 3 bucks and signed the pro-boll petition :rock: just to counter attack, since I still think signing up a petition against someone after that one said "ok, get a million signatures and I'll stop doing movies" is playing along with him for his own (and only) joy, and also is as dumb as signing a petition that says "when 1.000.000 is reached my heart will stop"... so, not smart, but still... it's up to one's own judgement :D

Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:41 pm ]
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Vigilante wrote:
Michael Bay and Eli Roth Respond to Uwe Boll’s Comments

Eli Roth quickly responded calling Boll’s negative comments about him the “greatest compliment ever.”

Michael Bay has responded to the comments against him on his official message board: “I find people who rant like that - calling shit about both me, and George Clooney - comes from someone screaming because he is not being heard. He is obviously a sad being. When you ask ‘do I care?’ Not in the slightest.”


:lol: :lol:

Author:  mascareiro [ Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:51 pm ]
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oh man... roth and bay... you just can't count that as any kind of response... hehe two of the lamest names in hollywood today.

Author:  BadBugs [ Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:43 pm ]
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Uwe responds to the petition in this short video:

http://www.movieset.com/postal/news/uwe ... t-petition

Author:  Avanze [ Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:41 am ]
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The genius.

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