He and his loyal team of Boll trolls

He kept asking us why the character in our script "Alone in the Dark," Edward Carnby, didn't have any special powers to battle monsters.

WE MUST KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ALL THIS . LOOK in SIGNS THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT THE ALIENS WANTS TO DESTROY - SO HE AUDIENCE IS AFRAID. LIKE WHT YOU SAY ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN: WE DONT KNOW A LOT - BUT WE ARE FRAID - BECAUSE OF 11.9. - SO WITHOUT ANY INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE ALIENS WE ALL FEEL NOTHING - WE ARE ALL CONFUSED BUT LETS SAY YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE SHOWED AN ALIEN IN SIGN - IT WOULD BE A DESASTER - NOBODY WOULD TAKE IT SERIOUS!!

TF: Are you as sick of hearing about the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston break-up as I am?

UB: Why? I always wanted to fuck Jennifer Aniston. Now is the chance - hopefully ? maybe.

TF: A couple of questions regarding House of the Dead since it is the movie you are currently most well known for and has been a lightning rod of controversy to say the least. You paid homage to the game by giving killed off characters a "game over" death sequence as is done when your character gets killed in the video game yet you abandoned the technique after only two character deaths. Why?

UB: It slowed down the speed a little.

TF: There is one thing in House of the Dead I've never been able to understand. The zombies had axes. The house was made of wood. How come they couldn't get in?

UB: Not all zombies have axes and I think they would come in. See the scene where Ellie's dead. But after the big attack they bringing the dead zombies away so there are a few minutes break also for zombies. We made the decision in general that Castillo has the zombies under control so they are not completely braindead.

TF: Aside from the obvious need for a good script, what do you think was the biggest lesson you learned from your experience making House of the Dead?

UB: I did it before HEART OF AMERICA (by the way now on DVD out) a movie based on a great script with great acting, etc.! The problem I had with HOUSE was that I didn't like a lot of the dialog and the gags etc., so I omitted a lot on set, and so I destroyed maybe the characters even more. It was written more funny like SCREAM and I wanted to make a Gore Action Movie, but I was not able to replace the dialog I omitted with proper dialog.

he's german right?

Okay, Paul Anderson is English and we're all sad about that, but on the bright side, Owe Boll isn't! Hooray!