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The Supernaturals (1986): A zombie horror movie with soldiers that brought back many childhood memories. I really enjoyed watching it after such a long time. It was very entertaining.

Btw. this movie seems to be able on DVD on http://www.ioffer.com, so there might be a High Quality release comming in the future.

the cellar door, it was o.k

Saw (Part 1): Great movie. Haven't seen any part until yesterday. I thought is would suck, because I don't like movies with torturing in it. I was surprised how good and twisted it was.

"Black Sheep". gory and funny. made me laugh like a mad sheep

Children of Men (2006): Excellent movie,Clive Owen roxx

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/

The Last House on Dead End Street - it took a while to become interesting, this film. Apart for some very short flashes, you don't get to see much horror stuff until well into the movie. But: when that final part of the movie starts (something like the last half hour), it explodes in your face. The violence is brutal and I was impressed after having finished watching. Recommended, unless you don't like crazy people murdering others in a house (think: Last House on the Left, House on the Edge of the Park type of movies).

Killer Barbys - although I once again forgot to download the subs for a movie, I could follow it at least for 60% of the time. My Spanish is not really fluently, but after having read the freshly downloaded subs today, I missed only details that saved some of the story for this one. I'd still say this movie is bad, even when recalibrating it for me having missed parts of the storyline. Some chicks look pretty sexy, but this film is only for Franco fans, I'm afraid.

1408: Boooooooooooooring. Really boring. It wasn't even scary. IMDb 7.1 oh my god. Those people need to watch some good stuff to find out how shitty this was.

Inside - great movie, posted a longer review in its release thread. To summarize: a movie filled with brutal violence and great music. The ending will leave you feeling tired. I recommend this to anyone but pregnant women.

Martin - nice story about a shy vampire who tries to stay undercover. The twist in the end is also nice, but all in all this movie needs something more to make it perfect. More excitement in the storyline, I'd say.

7eventy 5ive... seen better, but also seen worse

The Supernaturals - somehow I expected more of this. It's a nice effort, just not to be remembered for too long.

Fragile (2005): Pretty good horror movie with spooky atmosphere (older hospital). Could have been a bit longer though.

I Spit On Your Grave - Good movie, but way too slow. However any movie with sever penile mutilation is alright in my book. Also props the the main actress for being brave enough to be naked for like an hour straight.

Cannibal Holocaust - I've had it for a very long time but just never got a chance to sit down and watch it. It was pretty much awesome. Much better than that Cannibal Terror.


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http://imdb.com/title/tt0078935/
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Galaxy of Terror - nice fake alien monster with bad sfx vs stupid humans. Some nice moments, but dull for the rest of the movie.

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made - wow, this takes some! It's really, really boring in the beginning, but after you get more into it (note: you have to be a bad moviefan to enjoy this), it becomes more ridiculous by the minute which is funny enough to hold on. Obviously everyone on the crew knew they were making a bad movie (hence the title) and they had fun making it. Only for bad moviefans.

Hard Rock Zombies - quite original, this zombiemovie: for once there are also good zombies. There's also the appearance of a very famous historical figure, which is hilarious!

The Masque of the Red Death (1964): Just noticed that it was aired on TCM. Very good scenery and costumes. Although it was not 100% the story that Poe wrote it was still nice to watch. They even included another of Poe's short story called "Hop Frog" in it.

Here is a picture of the red death when he joined prince Prospero's masquerade: Click Me!

The Brothers Solomon: Fucking gay retarded piece of shit!!! (there! I had to write this, although I know this isnt the place LOL)

Doll From Hell (the japanese movie): I think it makes a lot of references to Evil Dead, many Shaw Bothers films and many Hammer Films as well.
The creators even added snow to some of the scenes hahaha

If you're a Z Series movies, you might want to check this one out

Man-Thing: Crappy movie, slow, noisy, after 10 minutes I started paying attention to my computer than to the movie; it's worthless.
The only thing that has some kind of value is the chick at the begining of the movie that shows her very nice boobs (and then they get blood splattered!!!) After that.. the movie goes doooooooooown.
Shit.. even the monster is a piece of shit!
Worst of all, it wasnt even filmed at Louisiana as it was supposed to be, but in Australia.
Now then you get some weird actors trying to fake their accents!
Worthless movie.

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007): I actually liked this movie. Maybe because I am a huge RE fan and like the zombies and the cruel killing scenes. At the end you find out that there will be another episode, but it doesn't really leave you hanging - so that's a another good thing about it.

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)

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