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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:35 pm  Post subject: Full-length Zelda fan film one-ups Uwe Boll
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Had a good laugh at this one when i saw it...

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Watch The Legend of Zelda: Hero of Time and dazzle at the thrilling spectacle of "a boy from a mysterious forest" in "a legend as infinite as time." There's an evil threatening him and a princess summoning him, so there's only one thing to do: put the tights on, grab the Master Sword, and mess up some Moblins.

Alright, it's a fan film but I'd honestly pay more to see this than oh, I don't know... anything by Uwe Boll. They're saying that principal photography is in the can, with post-production work on animations and CGI left to complete. The Zelda fanboys in the house can read more about the production here.

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/03/28/full- ... -uwe-boll/

Sorry i couldn't resist posting it :lol:

There's better info here:
http://www.legendofzeldaseries.com/main ... movie.html
Althought the trailer links are dead, much to my dismay :lol:

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They actually find real women to act in it too, looks like they've pulled out all the stops :wacky: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:39 pm  Post subject:
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oh and just to show I'm not a geek, he's holding the sword in the wrong hand, link is left handed.

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So was this actually made and released? (Haven't read into it too much).

The trailer is on the first link and also on youtube - looks dodgy :lol:

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its a fan flick, and its out this year... i think they are finishing off the cgi or something last i read

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spudthedestroyer wrote:
oh and just to show I'm not a geek, he's holding the sword in the wrong hand, link is left handed.

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Heh, didn't that depend on which side the sprite was facing at first? :mrgreen:

btw maybe it would be better not to give Mr. Bollocks any new ideas :roll:

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it looks retarded

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Union.Simon.616 wrote:
spudthedestroyer wrote:
oh and just to show I'm not a geek, he's holding the sword in the wrong hand, link is left handed.

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Heh, didn't that depend on which side the sprite was facing at first? :mrgreen:

btw maybe it would be better not to give Mr. Bollocks any new ideas :roll:


:lol:

He really is left handed btw, even way back in old school LoZ, through LttP and OoT+. I guess every game developer involved will know all the geek stuff off by heart given the prominance of the franchise.

@Video-Man, :lol: I think that's half the point... most fan flicks are retarded :lol:

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Look out Uwe Boll - You've got competition!


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http://zelda.rpgplanet.gamespy.com/1merchandise.shtml


Look how many of these show Link as RIGHT handed :D

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lol, yeah but those are cheap shit knockoff merchandise, i'm surprised they don't call Link Zelda :lol: Toy makers make a mess of everything, i got some star wars figures where the characters all have the wrong coloured hair and all sorts of weird and wonderful excentrisities. :)

I guess the link is left handed really is more over the top fanboy knowledge than i was expecting, i did a quick google for each title and looked at some fan sites and i'm surprised how little people have noticed he's supposed to be left handed, like in fan art, there's some good pictures but they draw him right handed. The official stuff is always left handed sword play.

Looks like I'm going to have to pull out the big guns on the whole left handed thing, official art work and games are pretty unanimous, he's left handed... take a look see:

LOZ (hard to tell cos of the crappy graphics but you can make out that they simply flipped left and right, but looking down its as clear as day):
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This is where we start to see but loads of link pictures...
LOZ2:
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Official artwork is clear, but the game allows him to use both hands cos they just flipped the sprite.

LOZ3:
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LOZ4:
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LOZ5:
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LOZ6:
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The only time he's right handed is when its 3rd party merchandise or in the nes games because they cheated and flipped the sprites (although he's left handed in animations and cut scenes)

There's the easy trick which is often used in film making for this kind of thing. You flip the frame, as long as you don't have any writing on picture, there shouldn't be a problem, as long as you flip all frames :lol:

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