Horror movie situations!

wicker man · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:28 am **Post subject:** Horror movie situations!

What do you think, would you cope better with a "horror movie" situation (if you would get into one) than the rest of the gray cattle?

For example if in a zombie situation, presuming were dealing with regular zombies, they can easily be outrun :mrgreen:

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:10 pm **Post subject:**

After all the movies I´ve seen, I think I´m ready for just about anything, even japanese girls shiting in eachothers mouths! :twisted:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:29 pm **Post subject:**

I think the zombie thing would be handled better by nearly everyone except chavs, who will probably be fed to the zombie hordes if they don't manage get eaten of their own accord.

wicker man · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:30 pm **Post subject:**

Quote:

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

so in english they are called chavs, interesting :wacky:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:33 pm **Post subject:**

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

etc.

I was thinking of a chav horror movie...
Night of the Thinking Chav

Just thinking about these people developing the power of basic thought
/me shrugs

BadBugs · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:14 pm **Post subject:**

LMAO reminds me of most of the farmer students back home, no brainers who play rugby & go out getting drunk fighting every weekend :lol:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:33 pm **Post subject:**

LOL a fine specimen indeed. I bet his parents are really proud of this creation.

Just imagine, this lifeform will be both capable and allowed to reproduce. Current theories speculate this process is similar to the method employed by "normal" people, but may involve the use of drugs and very cheap cider in rather large volumes.

I hope to one day observe this ritual and take notes.

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:28 pm **Post subject:**

Look, it'd had been a long day, I wasn't feeling my best when that was taken.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:21 am **Post subject:**

perkin2000 wrote:

Look, it'd had been a long day, I wasn't feeling my best when that was taken.

Hey, are you my twin brother?

BadBugs · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:26 am **Post subject:**

The tooth was extracted so when he passes out from too much beer, his mates can refuel him with lighter fluid or glue so hes equally as stupid the following day. :lol:

wicker man · **Posted:** Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:23 am **Post subject:**

Todays lesson stay away from thinking chavs

Just to keep this topic alive. We have a civil disorder in Estonia maybe some of you have heard about it. Too many pictures to show so I will just throw a link (police is asking help to identify these "chavs") http://tuvasta.politsei.ee/eng/

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