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Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm ]
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Found this link on a funny website:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15819_5- ... gnity.html

Its basically a load of humorous articles about various topics, this one caught my eye because it had a picture of Van Damne with the title "5 Movie Martial Artists that Lost a Deathmatch with Dignity". Some 'epic' and some 'bad' moments for each of the five, see Stephen Seagull before people started calling him Seagull :)

There's some others that haven't fallen so far that aren't listed, obviously Jackie Chan's new style doesn't appeal to anyone as much as his old, but he still retains his dignity.
Author:  perkin2000 [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:31 pm ]
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Tip-toppity stuff, Sir Spudalot. :D
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:21 pm ]
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Quote:
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Chuck Norris epitomized the Americanization of martial arts. He was not only the most skilled of the Western action stars, but also the most American. Sure, Dudikoff may have sported a flat-top and pulled a sword in front of a giant American flag, but Norris one-ups him completely--wearing what stylists refer to as 'a Fuck-You Mullet' while unsheathing his two uzis and greased-up chest. This isn't even from a movie; it's his goddamn driver's license.


genius!
Author:  ODiN [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:18 pm ]
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haha Chuck Norris jokes never grow old for me. :lol:
Author:  GrindCallus [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:30 pm ]
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hahaha good stuff! :beerchug:
Author:  Slayer [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:16 pm ]
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They have other good stuff too, like

http://www.cracked.com/article_17299_6- ... -offs.html

and

http://www.cracked.com/article_17585_5- ... doing.html
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:50 pm ]
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Author:  GrindCallus [ Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:42 pm ]
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HAHA :beerchug:
Author:  TaKYoN [ Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:44 pm ]
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Chuck Norris is the fucking master.

Good articles on that site too, it warrants some further investigation.
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