Crappy SF&F&Horror movies

rozia · Last edited by rozia on Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:16 pm, edited 4 times in total.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:26 pm **Post subject:**

Zombie 90 is really crap, it is actually hugely hilarious how bad it is. I have watched it many times whilest stoned.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:42 pm **Post subject:**

You have no Ed Wood Jr. movies!!! Put Plan 9 From Outer Space on that list

You also need something like Mortal Kombat/Super Mario Bros.

Shove an extra troma on there, Class of Nuke 'em high is ripped on a lot.

And you may want something like Leprachaun or something so you can laugh at the actors in it.

oh and a must, The Dead Hate the Living... that's f*cking terrible :lol:

rozia · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:49 pm **Post subject:**

Thanks for your input, I'll update the list soon.
I was also suggested Keiko Mask http://imdb.com/title/tt0099925/, any comments on this?

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:53 pm **Post subject:**

Any Steven Seagal film, fuck it, add any Van-Damme movie too.

Ooooh, dont forget Hulk Hogan LOL

Polityk · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:01 pm **Post subject:**

And exclude Surf Nazis, this one is not only crappy, but also terribly boring.

rozia · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:07 pm **Post subject:**

List updated with suggestions! Thanks for the input - keep it coming.

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:19 pm **Post subject:**

Monsturd.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:23 pm **Post subject:**

Gothika, thirteen ghosts (the remake), Godsend and The hollow are all totally shit.

HTH :lol:

sparhawk · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:33 pm **Post subject:**

Something's Never Die aka Bug Busters.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0135165/

Total crap, but after a couple of beers mildly amusing.
See Scotty from Star Trex shoot a fish in the water with a revolver, see the man in the rubber suit!

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:41 pm **Post subject:**

PC_Arcade wrote:

Gothika, thirteen ghosts (the remake), Godsend and The hollow are all totally shit.

HTH :lol:

don't agree, those are not very good, but they aren't "crap" in the way he's wanting I think. I think its like cult/low budget/crappy but funny because of it, right?

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:46 pm **Post subject:**

Yeah, I know but they are REALLY crap

For Crap in a good way : Bloodsucking Freaks and the Gore Gore girls are superb party films

rozia · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:50 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

don't agree, those are not very good, but they aren't "crap" in the way he's wanting I think. I think its like cult/low budget/crappy but funny because of it, right?

Very close indeed. Popular latest movies, even if bad, are out of question.

John_Doe · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:55 pm **Post subject:**

Taken from the 'Horror Movie Night' thread:

If you want laughs, I suggest something low-budget like 'The Dead Next Door' 'Death Race 2000' 'I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle' 'Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers' 'Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels' 'The Toxic Avenger' 'Tromeo & Juliet' or 'Chopper Chicks in Zombietown'

rozia · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:05 pm **Post subject:**

These titles even *sound* awesome

Polityk · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:06 pm **Post subject:**

I would recommend Toxic Avenger 4, but not many people are able to watch the whole flick, it's just too extremal for some.

And of course I recommend my fav of all times, Braindead. It's not as crappy as the rest, but you can have a few really good laughs watching it.

Another one from Troma, Terrorfirmer.

Ed Wood is a great choice, good one Spud.

I think Garth Marenghi would be a good final touch, but it depends on what you really want - it is actually *meant* to be funny and crappy ("to make poeple laugh, and cry, and shit themselves at the same time"), so perhaps this is not what you're looking for.

Pikman · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:21 pm **Post subject:**

What's Kung Pow doing in there?

It's brilliant for all the right reasons.

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:31 pm **Post subject:**

Must include that turkish star wars....
Makes Battlefield:earth look even worse :wacky:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:48 pm **Post subject:**

turkish star wars is a great choice, but no subs. You might want to go for turkish exorcist, since that one has subs now

Forum Bot · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:39 pm **Post subject:**

Polityk wrote:

I would recommend Toxic Avenger 4, but not many people are able to watch the whole flick, it's just too extremal for some.

My friends were laughing their asses off when I introduced them for the first toxic avenger movie, one of the guys girlfriend was there too, she didnt like it..... you know.... girls :roll:

I can also recommend Zombie 90, also Zombie Doom by the same director (Andreas Schnass). Pure shit, but pretty funny. Zombie doom is the worst martial art movie ever made!

Dont forget Sgt. Kabukiman while were at the Troma's. I love that movie!

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