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Author:  rozia [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Crappy SF&F&Horror movies
In a few months I'll be organizing some sort of 'Crap SF&F movie marathon', and I am looking for suggestion which movies to include... will you help me with titles? Either suggest new or comment on those already on the list.

Current list of suggested movies: (X = not found on ed2k)
Attack of the 50ft. woman http://imdb.com/title/tt0106317/
Surf Nazis Must Die (too boring?) http://imdb.com/title/tt0094077/
House of the Dead http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/
Hell Comes to Frogtown http://imdb.com/title/tt0093171/
Shock Waves http://imdb.com/title/tt0076704/
X R.O.T.O.R. http://imdb.com/title/tt0098156/
X Orgazmo http://imdb.com/title/tt0124819/
X Pod People http://imdb.com/title/tt0086026/
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist http://imdb.com/title/tt0240468/
X Keiko Mask http://imdb.com/title/tt0099925/
Dungeons & Dragons http://imdb.com/title/tt0190374/
Plan 9 from Outer Space http://imdb.com/title/tt0052077/
Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence http://imdb.com/title/tt0103336/
Bad Taste (is it too good to be on the list?) http://imdb.com/title/tt0092610/
Class of Nuke 'Em High http://imdb.com/title/tt0090849/
Dead Hate the Living!, The http://imdb.com/title/tt0225481/
Leprechaun http://imdb.com/title/tt0107387/
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation http://imdb.com/title/tt0119707/
Battlefield Earth http://imdb.com/title/tt0185183/
X Ghosts Can't Do It http://imdb.com/title/tt0099656/
Tarzan, the Ape Man http://imdb.com/title/tt0083170/
Out for a Kill http://imdb.com/title/tt0323531/
Eliminators http://imdb.com/title/tt0091003/
X Children of the Night http://imdb.com/title/tt0103957/
X Bug Buster http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0135165/
Monsturd http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364527/
Blood Sucking Freaks http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077247/
Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm http://imdb.com/title/tt0181315/
Item, The http://imdb.com/title/tt0181602/
Aswang http://imdb.com/title/tt0111558/
Dead Next Door, The http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094962/
Death Race 2000 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/
X I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097550/
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095312/
Hot Wax Zombies On Wheels http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160376/
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103959/
Tromeo and Juliet http://imdb.com/title/tt0114733/
Author:  TaKYoN [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:26 pm ]
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Zombie 90 is really crap, it is actually hugely hilarious how bad it is. I have watched it many times whilest stoned.
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:42 pm ]
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You have no Ed Wood Jr. movies!!! Put Plan 9 From Outer Space on that list ;)
You also need something like Mortal Kombat/Super Mario Bros.

Shove an extra troma on there, Class of Nuke 'em high is ripped on a lot.

And you may want something like Leprachaun or something so you can laugh at the actors in it.

oh and a must, The Dead Hate the Living... that's f*cking terrible :lol:
Author:  rozia [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:49 pm ]
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Thanks for your input, I'll update the list soon.
I was also suggested Keiko Mask http://imdb.com/title/tt0099925/, any comments on this?
Author:  TaKYoN [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:53 pm ]
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Any Steven Seagal film, fuck it, add any Van-Damme movie too.

Ooooh, dont forget Hulk Hogan LOL
Author:  Polityk [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:01 pm ]
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And exclude Surf Nazis, this one is not only crappy, but also terribly boring.
Author:  rozia [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:07 pm ]
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List updated with suggestions! Thanks for the input - keep it coming.
Author:  ViSCeRaL [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:19 pm ]
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Monsturd. :lol:
Author:  PC_Arcade [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:23 pm ]
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Gothika, thirteen ghosts (the remake), Godsend and The hollow are all totally shit.

HTH :lol:
Author:  sparhawk [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:33 pm ]
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Something's Never Die aka Bug Busters.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0135165/

Total crap, but after a couple of beers mildly amusing.
See Scotty from Star Trex shoot a fish in the water with a revolver, see the man in the rubber suit!
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:41 pm ]
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PC_Arcade wrote:
Gothika, thirteen ghosts (the remake), Godsend and The hollow are all totally shit.

HTH :lol:


don't agree, those are not very good, but they aren't "crap" in the way he's wanting I think. I think its like cult/low budget/crappy but funny because of it, right?
Author:  PC_Arcade [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:46 pm ]
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Yeah, I know but they are REALLY crap ;)

For Crap in a good way : Bloodsucking Freaks and the Gore Gore girls are superb party films :)
Author:  rozia [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:50 pm ]
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spudthedestroyer wrote:
don't agree, those are not very good, but they aren't "crap" in the way he's wanting I think. I think its like cult/low budget/crappy but funny because of it, right?


Very close indeed. Popular latest movies, even if bad, are out of question.
Author:  John_Doe [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:55 pm ]
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Taken from the 'Horror Movie Night' thread:

If you want laughs, I suggest something low-budget like 'The Dead Next Door' 'Death Race 2000' 'I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle' 'Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers' 'Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels' 'The Toxic Avenger' 'Tromeo & Juliet' or 'Chopper Chicks in Zombietown'
Author:  rozia [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:05 pm ]
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These titles even *sound* awesome :o
Author:  Polityk [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:06 pm ]
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I would recommend Toxic Avenger 4, but not many people are able to watch the whole flick, it's just too extremal for some.

And of course I recommend my fav of all times, Braindead. It's not as crappy as the rest, but you can have a few really good laughs watching it.

Another one from Troma, Terrorfirmer.

Ed Wood is a great choice, good one Spud.

I think Garth Marenghi would be a good final touch, but it depends on what you really want - it is actually *meant* to be funny and crappy ("to make poeple laugh, and cry, and shit themselves at the same time"), so perhaps this is not what you're looking for.
Author:  Pikman [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:21 pm ]
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What's Kung Pow doing in there? :o

It's brilliant for all the right reasons.
Author:  ohgodnotanotherone [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:31 pm ]
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Must include that turkish star wars....
Makes Battlefield:earth look even worse :wacky:
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:48 pm ]
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turkish star wars is a great choice, but no subs. You might want to go for turkish exorcist, since that one has subs now :)
Author:  Forum Bot [ Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:39 pm ]
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Polityk wrote:
I would recommend Toxic Avenger 4, but not many people are able to watch the whole flick, it's just too extremal for some.


My friends were laughing their asses off when I introduced them for the first toxic avenger movie, one of the guys girlfriend was there too, she didnt like it..... you know.... girls :roll:

I can also recommend Zombie 90, also Zombie Doom by the same director (Andreas Schnass). Pure shit, but pretty funny. Zombie doom is the worst martial art movie ever made!

Dont forget Sgt. Kabukiman while were at the Troma's. I love that movie!
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