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The official movie poster of the movie adaptation of the Bloodrayne game has surfaced and features the blood-sucker herself and the faces of Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen. We also have the first movie stills from the movie, starring Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen, Will Sanderson, Matt Davis, Udo Kier, Michael Pare and Geraldine Chaplin. We, unfortunately, predict that the movie will not be much better than Mr. Boll's previous similar efforts and will once again ask all gamers to join us into a collective chant and beg Mr. Boll to accept Bloodrayne as the final gaming sacrifice on his altar of bad taste. For all that is good and decent in this world, please save Far Cry Mr. Boll. Now that we have that out of our system, here's alittle summary of the movie, placing some of the actors into context: The film, much like the game, is based on the sexy, supernatural huntress named BloodRayne (Loken), an unholy breed of human and vampire called the dhampir. She is powerful and carries an intense lust for blood and action. Trained by a secret agency called the Brimstone Society which hunts down and eliminates supernatural threats around the globe, BloodRayne is confronted by the deadliest of all creatures, the powerful and evil Kagan, King of the Vampires (Kingsley). Davis portrays Sebastian and Madsen is Vladimir, two of the greatest vampire hunters. Rodriguez plays Katarin, who runs the local Brimstone Society chapter. |
Looks crap already
Its pretty impressive to make it look bad from stills
http://megagames.com/news/html/movies/b ... ails.shtml
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thats 'boll-quality' category right there 
the second screenshot, looks like massive dildos.
He's like a tumor. 
), so I'd prefer if they'd rape each other instead - with those dildo swords for example (or retractable batons, model ASP 21). If this was the case of Bollocks movie, I really don't think it would make much of a difference (Anderson IIRC made at least one half decent TV movie in the past). This Blood Rayne already looks like a cheap latex softcore Gorex/Tomb Raider knock-off.