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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:17 pm  Post subject: Cannibal Hookers (1987)
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Cannibal Hookers (1987)

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0132000/

User Rating: 2.2/10 (81 votes)

Tagline: Killer Bimbos From Hell!

Plot Summary: As a sorority initiation, two girls have to pose as hookers. Then they turn into zombies and start killing and eating the locals.


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Type.................: Movie
Part Size............: 14.3 MB
Number of Parts......: 49
Video Format.........: AVI
Codec URL............: XviD
Resolution...........: 512 x 384
Runtime..............: 67 min
Audio................: AC3
FPS..................: 29.971
Source...............: DVD
Original Format......: NTSC
Genre................: inept shot-on-video cannibal/vampire...thing
Movie Information....: http://imdb.com/title/tt0132000/

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Ripped with..........: AnyDVD 6.0.5.0
Encoder..............: Auto Gordian Knot 2.27
Posted to............: alt.binaries.multimedia.horror, alt.binaries.ath
News Server..........: Giganews
Posted on............: 9. September, 2006
Parts per Day........: Within 24 hours
Fills Policy.........: If complete on Giganews, none
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Synopsis
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"These girls will do anything to get into the Zama Gata Bata Sorority. Their
initiation is to dress up as a couple of Hollywood hookers, pick up two johns
and bring them back to the sorority. All the while the sisters of the Zama Gata
Bata are waiting to have a little fresh meat when they get there! There is no
shortage of blood and guts in this tale of two babes lost in the bright lights
of Hollywood!"

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Alright, listen up folks. Every one of my comments below are directed to people
who know this film is no budget shot-on-video crap with people who can't act,
direct, or edit. In other words, for bad movie lovers. Everyone else, do yourself
a favour and don't even think of downloading this. Now on to the film:

No one can act. The girls are hardly passable and we only get one breast shot to
help alleviate our agony. The music is straight out of a dentist's waiting room
- or an early 80s porno, could be either one. Oh, and don't expect any gore
either. We do see some blood, which is splattered on the victim after the fact.

The plot is slightly disjointed, considering its not only the sorority sisters
who are the cannibals, but there seems to be a second group of women - the actual
cannibal hookers in question - connected with the sorority. Then again, I was
having a very hard time paying attention. I may be wrong. Also, the film gets a
little confused itself and goes from a film about cannibal women killing men to
cannibal women biting others and infecting them with their... what? With their
vampirocannibalism? Dudes, please don't ask me. I'm only a messenger here.

To its credit, the film does have some decent songs when you're not listening to
Muzak, written by people long forgotten. It is also shot in California, and the
writers take every chance they can to make sure you know they can reach all the
"hot spots". We get a shot of the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the skid row section
all in one film. Oh, and the hair... the hair! The hair is so perfectly styled
that, within the no budget context of this film, it almost attains an eerie aura
of freakishness all to its own.

I really don't know what else to say, aside from that this movie is...kinda cool.
The two girls who originally pledge to Zama Gata Bata, and around whom the story
revoles, have a certain kind of sweetness of their own, even though they're not
knockouts. There are also parts of dialog in this film that are already getting
stuck in my head after only having seen it once. Could this be a party favourite
in the making? Check out the sample posted for a perfect example of this film's
quotability.

"I've got something to give you first..."
"And what would that be?"
"This!"
"AAAH!!"

Brilliant!

Oh. One more thing. In the latter half of the film there is a scene where we
abruptly switch back to a scene we saw about a minute and a half ago. At first
I thought the DVD was defective, but then I saw someone had mentioned this as
well. That's right, folks. This was no DVD glitch. This is actually the way they
released this film. Dear God... this is the way they released this film.

Enjoy.

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