TV Carnage is a compilation made from hundreds of hours of exceptionally bad TV. The result is a "worst of the worst": cable access TV shows, horribly dated commercials, and random crap...in short, this is one of the funniest DVDs ever.
Imagine living in a world where hundreds of colorful ballons create a tender backdrop for a bizarre but stirring speech by a mincing health guru. Imagine a place where charlatans speak to the dead buy sound like they're acting in a WWF skit. A world where a preacher turns into a jet fighter from Top Gun. A place where fire hydrants swear at children. Still imagining? Well stop and welcome home! That whole world is now in the palm of your hand. Introducing the newest and most succulent TV Carnage meal yet! There's nothing but fun and excitement in this vomitorium of treats. Created under strict dosages of back alley pharmaceuticals, the TV Carnage team has painstakingly assembled humanity's worst moments to create "A Sore For Sighted Eyes"; the fifth and most delightful member of the TV Carnage family. Fuck you'll see so many horrible things you'll feel ALIVE again. So why wait? Sit back, shoot up, and get ready to laugh until you get your barf on.
Your eyes will start drinking after seeing:
* I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU TONIGHT by Jan Terri!
* Criminally Poor Guitar Solos
* Humans That Go Bam!
* The Elderly Describing Cheech And Chong
* Insane Americans
* Insane Canadians
* Poo
* Computer Machines
* The Death Of Hip Hop
* The Death Of Punk
* Politicians Pretending To Be Human
* Classic Garth
* Penis Songs
* The Normal
* Religious Maniacs
* The End Of Friends
* Mimes
* Lasers Shot Out Of Eyes
* A Cartoon Fireman Swearing At A Kid
* Women Eating Pizza
* Women Burning Beds
* ...and Other Assorted MIND CONTROL |
