The Witches Hammer (2006)

pure · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:34 pm **Post subject:** The Witches Hammer (2006)

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Plot:

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On the day of her death a normal woman is transformed into a genetically engineered vampire and trained to kill. She is sent on a mission to stop the Souls of the Damned being unleashed into our dimension.

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Aspect ratio 1,8

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^Rogue^ · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:47 pm **Post subject:**

Lovely.

MCMLXXXVIII · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:59 pm **Post subject:**

A new British horror!

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:27 pm **Post subject:**

Recommended. On the face of it, it looks like a cheap Blade rip-off, but it's got a great sense of humour and some good productions values. Great British Horror.

loverlyhotty · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:51 am **Post subject:**

Thanks for the flick
Loverly

wargand · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:18 pm **Post subject:**

Primitive, boring, cheap, junk, deleted. Ten minutes were by far enough to see this. I really don't know how one can recommend this. No, it is not a cheap Blade rip-off. It is a cheap rip-off of a cheap Blade rip-off.

KerryKing · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:54 pm **Post subject:**

The 1st Screenshot is reason enough to download. :wacky:

1st *click* to download, 2nd *click* to make Screenshot new desktop-background :googley:

Thank you for both :beerchug:

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:02 pm **Post subject:**

wargand wrote:

Primitive, boring, cheap, junk, deleted. Ten minutes were by far enough to see this. I really don't know how one can recommend this. No, it is not a cheap Blade rip-off. It is a cheap rip-off of a cheap Blade rip-off.

Considering I can't remember the last time you actually posted something positive about a film, it's hardly surprising. You're an amazing reviewer if you can judge a movie by watching 10 minutes of it. :roll:

wargand · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:33 pm **Post subject:**

ViSCeRaL wrote:

You're an amazing reviewer if you can judge a movie by watching 10 minutes of it. :roll:

No, this is not amazing at all. How long do you need to recognise the quality of the dialogs, the way the film is cut, the audio quality?

Actually I gave this one even more time than I needed to see that it is crap. The first time I wanted to stop it was in the scene where Rebecca should choose the blood or the water. Sorry, but I don't care for a story, when the acting and the camera work is that bad. I finally decided to stop and to delete it shortly after the 'summoning scene'. This flick has teletubby quality.

ViSCeRaL · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:01 pm **Post subject:**

OK Leonard Maltin

potmunky · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:18 pm **Post subject:**

Fuck it; Im avin it regardless... :twisted:

Cheers!

helenahandbasket · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:46 am **Post subject:**

ViSCeRaL wrote:

OK Leonard Maltin

This movie was quite horrible, but entertaining. When I realized it wasn't taking itself seriously, I was able to enjoy it.

MCMLXXXVIII · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:54 pm **Post subject:**

Fast download.

wargand · **Posted:** Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:05 pm **Post subject:**

MCMLXXXVIII wrote:

Fast download.

Yeah, everybody pushed hard to get rid of it. :wink:

Geezus · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:48 pm **Post subject:**

wargand wrote:

MCMLXXXVIII wrote:

Fast download.

Yeah, everybody pushed hard to get rid of it. :wink:

Sounds like my monday morning turd.

If you hate then surely I must take a peek

wargand · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:58 pm **Post subject:**

I made up my mind. This one is great. I LOVE IT.

Phantasm · **Posted:** Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:29 am **Post subject:**

ViSCeRaL wrote:

wargand wrote:

Primitive, boring, cheap, junk, deleted. Ten minutes were by far enough to see this. I really don't know how one can recommend this. No, it is not a cheap Blade rip-off. It is a cheap rip-off of a cheap Blade rip-off.

Considering I can't remember the last time you actually posted something positive about a film, it's hardly surprising. You're an amazing reviewer if you can judge a movie by watching 10 minutes of it. :roll:

and here comes one man army :lol:

hmm, dunno, look like absolute crap. Already downloading :beerchug:

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