From FH:

The House Of The Devil (2009) HDTVRiP-XViD-SER







http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1172994/







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Beautifull cover, promising

Beatiful indeed,but my HD is so full...

there's always a recycle bin

If I was to describe this in one word, it would be "boring". In fact if I was to follow the footsteps of good Mr. Edmund Blackadder, Esq. and write my own dictionary, I would put this one as the description of the word "boring" itself. And after over an hour (a very boring hour), when we finally get the big reveal, it turns out to be probably the most inept bunch of Evil Satanic Cultists in the history of Evil Satanic Cults. They are in fact so inept that the bitch that they caught, who is the very epitome of the word "slow" (and at the age of nearly 30 she is just starting college) and whom they have already drugged, not only manages to free herself from their inept ties during their inept ritual, but also manages to single-handedly defeat and kill all their inept asses (except one old guy, who is still moving at the end, but rapidly bleeding out from a big hole in his stomach after she stabbed him deeply with his own inept knife). And she's naked except for a night shirt, while the inept bunch of them has their inept knives and at least one gun. Ergo, there's also my definition of the word "inept". And you want to know how "slow" the bitch really is? She tries to kill herself. By putting a gun to her head and shooting herself. Point blank. In the head. With a gun. And still fails. Or maybe she's just unbreakable. I'll have to check if M. Night Shyamalan had anything to do with this, but it wouldn't be a stretch. A very inept 2.5 out of a boring 10 for me. At least I now have 700MB worth of free disk space.

I just thought the period setting was pointless and up its own arse.