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johnathome
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:10 pm Posts: 1286 Location: Living in Gordon Brown's HELL
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Does anybody listen to Frank Zappa?
This seems kinda appropiate now.(sorry it's long)
You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1
Have I Offended Someone?
FZ--lead vocals; lead guitar
Ike Willis--vocals; rhythm guitar?
Ray White--vocals; rhythm guitar?
Jimmy Carl Black--voice
Tommy Mars--keyboards
Arthur Barrow--bass
David Logeman--drums
Ay!
Hotel room mo-mo-mo-mom mo-mo-mom
Hotel room mo-mo-mo-mom mo-mo-mom
Ay-ay-ay-ay!
Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same . . .
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
'N makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years . . . )
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES . . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades . . . "
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our God says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our God says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says
"This is the way!"
It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy . . .
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise
OUR GOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the time . . . Can't use theirs . . . it don't work . . . it's all lies . . . Gotta use mine . . . )
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night . . .
Every day . . .
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's Orders
Hey, Let's get serious . . .
God knows what he's doin' . . .
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
"He made us all to be just like Him," so . . .
If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
Taken from:-
http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/
_________________ "Oh good God, i think he's the antichrist" (Up in smoke)
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19780 Location: En España
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TaKYoN wrote: | @Doc, dunno about root of all evil, but many horrors have been committed in the name of religion. |
'Evil' is a religious term, of course the root of all evil is religion, else the term wouldn't exist
What's with all this political talk? Your all scaring me 
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jaanussootla666
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Request Territory Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:47 am Posts: 5
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Why peaople hate US?
for the same reason they hate bully's at school.
US is the most bullying country in the world, thats the most simple reason there can be.
And i dont think that unique persons are ignorant or anything, its just that in US you have democracy and choose your politics who should represent the ideas of whole country and if they say tahat muslims are bad and jews are good then i can say that US is a ignorant country who hate's muslims tahts all. Every country has very bright inidividuals amongst their citizens.
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d0c
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:34 am Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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okay now we start getting bored of this threat... anyone want to lock it?
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johnathome
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:10 pm Posts: 1286 Location: Living in Gordon Brown's HELL
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Yeah,
i originally posted the map 'cos i thought it was funny!
Theres a politics section at SR if people want in-depth discussions
on this sorta crap.
John
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19780 Location: En España
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Look at the little puppy:

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TaKYoN
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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@Spud, I had a GF looked like that once LOL
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d0c
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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TaKYoN wrote: | @Spud, I had a GF looked like that once LOL |
lol....
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ohgodnotanotherone
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:21 pm Posts: 1676
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johnathome wrote: | Theres a politics section at SR if people want in-depth discussions on this sorta crap. John |
Yeah, but that section is hi-jacked by extremists , trolls and other pranksters
As for religion, it DOES get blamed for too much these days...
Shocking Example :
Say some lowly educated nobody loses his job -
Damn MUSLIMS ! yeah they're to blame ; You see because oil prices go up , the economy goes down and I lose me bleedin payroll !!!
Follow the logic ? No neither do I but what i'm trying to point out here is that people stop asking questions always at that point that suits them best.....doesn't matter if they have rewrite or bend a definition here and there a bit to make it work.......
Just because the reasoning doesn't add up in your mind doesn't mean it won't either in the other persons....
The example is just that, an example , but the mechanics behind it are for everyday life real I'm afraid......
 : I didn't write the bible ! Don't damn me !
I should quit philosophy......bad for your career and chances of hooking a girl 
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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I do not force my opinions and beliefs on others, I state they are mine, and I am happy for everyone else to have their own. I do not blame religion for everything, that would be too easy, I meant that ppl use religion more as an excuse, ya life turns to shit, it's God's will, you go on a Holy crusade, cos God said so, blah blah
Us ppl have our own minds, and I do not believe our fate or destiny is pre-determined, we make our own path's thru life. Obviously outside forces have an influence, but in the end no-one can make you do something, it is your choice.
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:45 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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hehe, i'm usually from the usa, but
i hate people on a per person basis.
i guess if i watched more tv i would learn to hate you guys more, but im too lazy to hate anybody i dont personaly know.
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DxaKrator
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:25 am Post subject: |
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The Practice Girl Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am Posts: 6099 Location: Back in the glistening folds of Barbara Bush's Twat
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All I know is that I just saw George Bush's Presidential promo/slogan which was "Steady leadership in times of change" which reminded me of "Steady Sodomy in times of Dysentary"
I am pretty much with monkey on this one though...I hate everyone...just call me the Ugly American 
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John_Doe
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:03 am Posts: 5034 Location: Norway - Where the polar bears roam the streets
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hehe, reminds me more of 'Don't change horses in the middle of the race'
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Grindhouse
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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In Hell I Burn Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:56 pm Posts: 356 Location: In the basement of an old 42st Grindhouse movie theater.
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Hey I hate everyone too YAY!!
I hate BUSH  ....hmmmmmm huh hehe
You can read into (no pun) that one; in a few different way's ....
from the side to the left and right ...on the top from behind...
http://www.ericblumrich.com/gta.html
First a Dick now a Bush ....

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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19780 Location: En España
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My favourite is this:

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wargand
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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monkeysmasher wrote: | hehe, i'm usually from the usa, but i hate people on a per person basis. i guess if i watched more tv i would learn to hate you guys more, but im too lazy to hate anybody i dont personaly know. |
Hihi, let me give you a reason to hate me:
What I usually say about Americans:
When my sister became an American, the average IQ of the Americans was raised by 50%............. the German's too 
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EagleEater
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:16 am Posts: 211 Location: A local town, for local people.......there's nothing for you here.
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There's some very pretty dykes in the USA by the look of it.
Let's say "I'd do the dykes, but i'd be thinking of the cop in the helmet!" :-o
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NumberNine
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:34 am Post subject: |
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Buried In The Backyard Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:05 am Posts: 18 Location: Behind you.
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spudthedestroyer wrote: | My favourite is this:  |
You damn dirty Melon Farmer.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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I think I should also be armed, with throwing guitars and a full on ninja outfit, well except those shitty shoe things they wear, I would prefer my steel toe capped Dr Martens.
i would become the avenger with no face, the one the pensioners, er, criminals feared. I would dish out my own brand of ultra violent and ultra bloodthirsty justice to anyone who even looked at me funny, yeah, this is gonna be cool.
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Midnight Cowboy
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:48 am Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:41 pm Posts: 46
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Well I'm french and for one thing, I don't hate the british or the americans. Whether they be americans, morroccans, koreans or russians I think regular folks are mostly decent.
It's people in charge of what WS Burroughs calls the instruments of control who initiate all the crazy shit, be it the Bush family, Chirac's mafia, CIA & european secret services screwing Africa, Saudian billionaires sponsoring and creating zombie mad bombers and so on and so forth (and they're everywhere, ruling governments, medias, corporations).
Then if you're dumb enough, you're caught in the flow and screwed, becoming a biased hate-filled desensitized zombie with black or white opinions, sprouting non-sense such as the americans are ignorant evil fatties, the arabs suck at pinball, koreans are all expert-toenail-clippers and other mad ramblings.
Citizens should monitor more closely the ones who are in charge, especially in democracies, although it's difficult, propaganda and desinformation coming at us from everywhere.
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