Duuuoooooffffffff!!!! Bloody heatwave over here.....!

ohgodnotanotherone

Me poor fridge....You can see how it affects people's psyche....
They all tend to get more agitated quicker in longer periods of 30+ celcius degrees...... :|
Where do I leave all that fluid ? Several gallons go in , of wich only half one finds it way back in the toilet :shock:

Beaches are not my style ; all those motionless zombie - slugs...thousands of 'em !
You know I was planning on quite a essay, but the weather just prevents me ....
:mrgreen:

Polityk · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:53 pm **Post subject:**

Same in Poland. Today it's 37 deg. I love travelling by bus when it's so hot, all those sweaty people... :evil:

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:04 pm **Post subject:**

What about the queue at my nearby supermarket ?
Hmmm.....yes I when I get over there I do believe I'm going to lay myself down in one of those fridege food refridgerators.......
ahhhh.....an ice-bed :twisted:

wargand · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:05 pm **Post subject:**

Good that I can work at home. Not really much cooler here, but from time to time a cold shower helps. :-)

Polityk · **Posted:** Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:02 pm **Post subject:**

wargand wrote:

Good that I can work at home. Not really much cooler here, but from time to time a cold shower helps. :-)

Hey, never thought of that! :mrgreen:

PrayeR · **Posted:** Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:40 pm **Post subject:**

in Germany is mf shit..
hot like in hell..

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:42 pm **Post subject:**

My part of the country has hit 95f everyday for the last 3 days by 10:30am, damn I knew I should have never opened that portal to hell, not gonna mess with the dark forces again until I actually know what I am chanting :twisted:

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:23 pm **Post subject:**

THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN IT"S HOT AND JUST DRUNK A GALLON OF BEER AND HAVING EATEN PIZZA :

Sony's eyetoy game "Kung Foo" !
I mean everone instantly thinks he's a black belt....all that yellin'and dancin...

ouuffff....my poor stomach...

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 8:57 am **Post subject:**

hehe,
hot weather sucks sweaty drippy monkey balls. i hate the sun, hate hot weather, screw you summer. Daylight is for homeless people and the amish.

i'd say its been close to 100fareheit here for the last 2 weeks. my only suggestion to beating the heat? well, gentlemen, my only solution thus far is two fold- painkillers and hallucinogens. sure, you(as in me) still sweat like a fucking pig of a glazed ham, but the funny part is Gumby, i swear that little green guy has been following me everywhere.

and my monkeysmasher(tm) brand poem for the day is call
'Its Friggin Hot Outside'

Small Dogs and kids,
Cross the street,
Nope,sizzle snap pop,
crusty black crispies,
burnt, black bubble blacktop.
And that baccon smell,
(as it seems to me)
everywhere that I would be.
It's hot(damn hot),
quite hot my man,
sweating like
a big glazed ham,
Man, i am
Rather glazed,
haha! Look i'm pink!
Basted and
Well cooked I think,
drippings sizzle,
i finaly see
that smell of baccon?
man, that's me.

-always wear a hat.
by
Rap master M. Smasher Hotpantz, porkologist.
(Yo YO! shotz out to me bitchiez!)

yes, it rhymes. my other main thing about hot weather is my theory of where poodles come from. thanks to a rather generous research grant, i was scientifically able to prove that poodles are actually overheated chiuahuahs(phonetically 'chee wah wahs'). yes, superheated chiuahuahs actually 'pop' much like popcorn, into poodles. this is science at its hight, people! Our tax dollars at work. well, yours.

Death · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:33 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

yes, superheated chiuahuahs actually 'pop' much like popcorn, into poodles.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2003 12:40 pm **Post subject:**

i decided to delete this here about my theories on afro's amd what mexicans have to do with it, didnt even make it to posting it and editing it out. this is pre edited.
them amish sure get pissed off easily. u people in other crazy countries, you got amish? people who dont use technology, ride around in horse and buggy wagons. all the males have like beards from age 11+, no mustaches. some of the women do,too. The women seem impervious to my charm, and i think one hexxed/cursed me. really.

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