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Author:  monkeysmasher [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 2:13 pm ]
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this one i did earlier 'Revenant, Rage in the shape of a man'.

I am not a judge. I am the punishment.

http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... ghere.html

a revenant is someone who dies, but wants revenge/hates somebody sooooo much that they come back to semi-life to kill 'em.

arrgh, kind of messed up on this monitor i noticed. oh, well. i tried to make it look like a guy with a skull painted on his face, but it dont look right. the guns need work too. hehe, and the lettering at the bottom, i forgot them, hehehee

and if i could remeber how to resise an image in html, i would.
Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 2:48 pm ]
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You are one funny guy Mr Smasher. Most ppl would look and say "hey, what a freak, so damn twisted", but me, I look and think "MonkeySmasher, what a great all round guy" You got osme serious imagination my friend.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:11 pm ]
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actually, when i talk to people, they mostly just give me a blank stare of uncomprehension, sometimes mixed with mild annoyance.
and chase after me, yelling things like 'thats the guy who stole my newspaper*.'
or
'can i get some pot from you?'






*i usually try to get up before the world does, so i can steal my neighbours newspaper. unfortunately, for some reason one of my legs seems to be getting shorter. i dont know why. so now its a rather whole new ballgame when it comes to stealing newspapers in the morning. if i run too fast, i end up going in an arc of sorts, or worse an actuall circle. No more snatch and runs, now its got like math. i have to plot the circumference of the arc i run in, factor in wind speed, my running velocity,tangents and shit,etc. its really becoming more trouble than its worth, with the calculator,protractor, and the slide rule i got to carry. neighbour almost caught me last time, and i imagine soon he may begin to notice that he hasnt been getting his morning newspaper for the last 2 years.
Author:  izac [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:39 pm ]
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super nice monkeysmasher!!
/me wish to handle the mouse/pencil like you :roll:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:23 pm ]
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its common knowledge that if you kill me, you gain all my powers. dont you learn anything from tv?
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:26 pm ]
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Connection Rejected: 67.117.146.197 - Universal Studios SBC067118065168020523 (08-04-2003 @ 12:05:29)
Spud: Same msg x50 ;)



now thats not funny. i dont even have emule running and they keep knocking
Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:31 pm ]
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monkeysmasher wrote:
actually, when i talk to people, they mostly just give me a blank stare of uncomprehension, sometimes mixed with mild annoyance.
and chase after me, yelling things like 'thats the guy who stole my newspaper*.'
or
'can i get some pot from you?'


I get shit like that all the time, damn some ppl are fucked up.
Author:  ohgodnotanotherone [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:32 pm ]
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Well, I don't know ether it's your or my client but you keep getting booted - same for wargand

the one minute you download a chunck or two then whoosh ! gone you are for 20 mins
Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:33 pm ]
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As for ya last post Mr Smasher, I sometimes get these dogs scanning me after I have shut down the mule, they certainly are persistent little fuckers aint they?

I wouldn't mind but if I was to "accidentally" set their faces on fire I would get in trouble, but they are allowed to keep knocking on my door hassling me.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:02 pm ]
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eh, but it still keeps comming. killin my poor firewall.
somebody must not like me.
got more than 1 million hits.
eh, started mule with only 2 files in it.
Author:  TaKYoN [ Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:35 pm ]
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I have had that too Mr Smasher, one time I was getting hammered for hours. Now I am running a hi spec system and my firewall was using a fair amount of resources just keeping up, and my connection was trashed. Luckily it is real simple for me to change IP so I just did that, but I still it form time to time, damn those fuckwits all the way to Hades :matrix:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Tue Aug 05, 2003 4:26 am ]
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i am still being molested. getting a bit worried now, as this is the first time ive been able to even get my browser to work.

i think my logfile of incoming hits will reach 30megabytes by tommorow. and its a .txt one.

emule is my favorite hobby, life will suck without it.
Author:  John_Doe [ Tue Aug 05, 2003 5:48 am ]
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monkeysmasher wrote:
emule is my favorite hobby, life will suck without it.


ah don't even say those words dude. if it comes to that it's time to start doing some international vandalism.. spraypainting 'Emule Livz' (the Z is there so the kidz will underztand 2) and shit like that all over important places (ie not some public lavatory).
Boycot all cinemas.. or just anoy everyone else in there by constantly speaking aloud about how you would be better off just downloading the damn movie..

And if that fails we might even have to go with even more extreme measures like sleeping with Barbra Streisand. Now that's pure terrorism.

Finally just fill your tub with Koolade and invite RIAA.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Thu Aug 07, 2003 1:06 pm ]
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hehe,
the sad thing is, i never really listen to music. its all clicks an whistles to me.

i dont know why, but all my pictures i made dont seem to show up anymore. i even did a new one at the top of this page.
http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2000/skippy.html

these viewable to anyone?
Author:  TaKYoN [ Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:12 pm ]
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Nice pic matey, and yes it does work here.
Author:  John_Doe [ Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:15 pm ]
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'requested page not found' =(
Author:  John_Doe [ Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:07 pm ]
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worked now. great! =) hand me a limb will ya.
Author:  Elvis Presley [ Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:28 pm ]
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Hey where you been ,i miss you on irc..how can i chat with you agian... :D
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:16 am ]
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ah,
no irc for me. when people know my name, then its time to step back for a while and wonder why anyone would go to the trouble to find out who i am when i'm not smashing monkeys. i prefer to be the creepy person making others uncomfortable with my knowledge of thier personal lives, not the otherway around.

did some pictures of spOOoooOOky women, like that famous artist i cant remember the name of. boris valerijo or something.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:04 pm ]
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here be 2 pictures, they both started life as that lady with a bucked, then became medusa and demon lady.
http://www.geocities.com/monkeysmasher2 ... ghere.html
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