Quite surprised i could not find anything in the forum about
TURKISH STAR WARS
(DUNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM/THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD)
Let me do a little bit of an introduction: i am a really big fan of b movies and i can easily say that i have seen hundreds of them, but absolutely nothing could prepare me for what i have 'experienced' watching this cinematic atrocity
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None of this knowledge could possibly prepare you for the
jaw-dropping insanity of "The Turkish Star Wars." This film is not actually a scene-for-scene remake of the George Lucas landmark, although it shamelessly pirated the special effects footage from the 1977 original and tacked it into a
feverish nightmare of celluloid dementia which needs to be seen if only to prove how far the minds of lunatic filmmakers can run. Prepare yourself, because the only way to appreciate "The Turkish Star Wars" is to follow the storyline through its labyrinthine lunacy.
Long ago in a Turkish-speaking galaxy far, far away, the universe is being imperiled by a quartet of evildoers: two bush-haired men wearing Mardi Gras costumes, a slutty babe dressed as Cleopatra, and a blue robot with an ambulance light on his head.
(I am not making this up...I could not possibly make this up!) Their fleet of spaceships go to war against the flying saucers of a heroic group of rebels, and for several minutes the screen is filled with F/X footage from a battered print of "Star Wars." There's no Luke Skywalker here, but instead we have two middle-aged space jockeys (Cuneyt Arkin and Ayetkin Akkaya) who are leading the rebel attack. Unfortunately, there was no budget for a spaceship set here, so the heroes are photographed in very tight close-ups while footage from "Star Wars" plays on a rear projection behind them.
And that's only the beginning of the weirdest cinematic experience of all time. All time??
Yes
All time
I do not remember where i got this from and the quality is bad, but i do know it is the only copy with English subtitles! I have released it a few months ago on the mule so there should be quite a few sources.
And if that is not enough....
There seems to be something wrong with the subs... from time to time...
ed2k:
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So c'mon people, you should all be