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Mataesfola · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:17 pm **Post subject:**

saison wrote:

My name is Anthony Gonsalves.I m alone in this world....................................... :lol:

Hi saison!! You´re not alone anymore, but keep the friends you make here at a safe distance... unpleasant things tend to happen to does who don't.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:19 pm **Post subject:**

I think everyone here must have some maniac tendencies... just look at the films we watch... :googley:

bag woman · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:18 pm **Post subject:**

lol, that's true :twisted:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:09 am **Post subject:**

I more of a compulsive/obsessive type. But not in the OCD way, I smoke to much pot and drink too much beer for that. Plus I am extremely obsessed with sex, and have an over active drive for it, a lust that cannot be satiated. :lol:

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:30 am **Post subject:**

Try ramming an ice pick down the tip of your penis...bet you'll be satisfied then :mrgreen:

vermin · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:51 pm **Post subject:**

DxaKrator wrote:

Try ramming an ice pick down the tip of your penis...bet you'll be satisfied then

...felt quite nice actually

GrindCallus, buy your girlfriend/wife a big strap-on dildo...take it like a man...satisfaction guaranteed :lol:

*as for myself...manic depressive tendencies with a healthy dose of paranoia...and I'm also a lesbian nymphomaniac :googley:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:24 pm **Post subject:**

LOL I too am a lesbian. There, I said it. I ONLY SLEEP WITH WOMEN.

Now I feel like a dirty outcast.

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:30 pm **Post subject:**

Well, I'm a sexual athelete.*

*Admitedly one who never turned pro, is well past their prime, never had much natural ability and is mocked by their peers.

Sob etc.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:01 pm **Post subject:**

Every girl I sleep with says that she had the best 30 seconds of her life...

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:28 pm **Post subject:**

Every girl I sleep with never touches another man. I think that might be a compliment, or they turn lesbo cos I scared them off.

bag woman · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:49 pm **Post subject:**

i have bob to satisfy my needs :mrgreen:

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:19 pm **Post subject:**

Last time I had sex is around 70 minutes ago..

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:42 pm **Post subject:**

Ah, so THIS is where you guys were hiding all the fresh 1 poster meat! Hehe, what are you gonna do now that I found out... :twisted:

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:44 pm **Post subject:**

bag woman wrote:

i have bob to satisfy my needs :mrgreen:

Do you mean boobs?

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:52 pm **Post subject:**

No, bob is a vibrator.

bag woman · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:56 pm **Post subject:**

lol, yeah.... battery operated boyfriend

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:02 am **Post subject:**

Wy did I even ask...

zazale · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:24 am **Post subject:**

My girlfriend is my right hand and some downloaded porn. :oops:

zazale · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:41 am **Post subject:**

Slayer wrote:

Ah, so THIS is where you guys were hiding all the fresh 1 poster meat! Hehe, what are you gonna do now that I found out... :twisted:

They will ask Torgo to keep quite about the them.

Torgo wrote:

"The Master dose not like old bitches. Just the Big boob ones."

<img src="http://images.dead-donkey.com/images/4chanmtgtorgowz4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"><br>By zazale at 2007-08-13
Click this to hear Torgos theme!! http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3642/Tortheme.wav :lol:

Your Welcome Slayer.

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:00 am **Post subject:**

Mataesfola wrote:

Every girl I sleep with says that she had the best 30 seconds of her life...

Try jerking off when you wake up in the morning. Later that night, you will seem to be very virile

works everytime. Just don't pull a Ben Stiller!! (something bout mary)

And I hope my other doesn't read this, BUT fuck it...
a few years ago, I had a Goth friend w/ benefits (while still 'with' my current, she was far far away though). She loved to fuck (god blesss 17 yr old overachieving rich girls). She introduced me to a sensation that I haven't felt since those days. She would stick her sizable tongue-ring ball into my dickhole. It was decent sized gauge, and she got it maybe a half-an-inch in. Maybe if I go to the doctor and request a catheter I can get the same feeling. Painfully I shot a load during her um insertion. OUCH! like plugging a hose.... Also she had her friend watch us fuck and then had her pour hotwax on my back/ass close to my orgasm. Weird. She also wanted me to cum 5 times a day (hey we lived together). And the best time was when we fucked for 2 hours in her first-floor dorm-room, moving the bed frame to the other side of her room. Then after I finished for the first time and she finished for what she claimed to be the 21st time, we went outside to smoke cigarettes, and got a standing ovation from all the kids in the common area, she musta been loud. Ah what the fuck am I doing with my life now.....

FUCK this is WAY too personal, stupid beer loosening me up :roll:

You guys want horror?! Just wait till the time when my girl accidently reads this post, and pics of my gutted torso and intestine mobile are posted.

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