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Mataesfola
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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saison wrote: | My name is Anthony Gonsalves.I m alone in this world.......................................  |
Hi saison!! You´re not alone anymore, but keep the friends you make here at a safe distance... unpleasant things tend to happen to does who don't.
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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I think everyone here must have some maniac tendencies... just look at the films we watch... 
_________________ Can´t get this signature thing to work... Oh well, f**** it!
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bag woman
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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lol, that's true 
_________________ never trust anyone who says "trust me"
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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DxaKrator
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: |
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The Practice Girl Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am Posts: 6099 Location: Back in the glistening folds of Barbara Bush's Twat
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_________________ Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P.
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vermin
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am Posts: 921 Location: Coroner's Office
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DxaKrator wrote: | Try ramming an ice pick down the tip of your penis...bet you'll be satisfied then |
...felt quite nice actually
GrindCallus, buy your girlfriend/wife a big strap-on dildo...take it like a man...satisfaction guaranteed
*as for myself...manic depressive tendencies with a healthy dose of paranoia...and I'm also a lesbian nymphomaniac 
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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LOL I too am a lesbian. There, I said it. I ONLY SLEEP WITH WOMEN.
Now I feel like a dirty outcast.
_________________ FIRST SEAL BRINGS PESTILENCE. Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P. 'Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?'
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perkin2000
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:38 am Posts: 797 Location: Granny's toothless pleasure unit.
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Well, I'm a sexual athelete.*
*Admitedly one who never turned pro, is well past their prime, never had much natural ability and is mocked by their peers.
Sob etc.
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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Every girl I sleep with says that she had the best 30 seconds of her life...
_________________ Can´t get this signature thing to work... Oh well, f**** it!
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Every girl I sleep with never touches another man. I think that might be a compliment, or they turn lesbo cos I scared them off.
_________________ FIRST SEAL BRINGS PESTILENCE. Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P. 'Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?'
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bag woman
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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i have bob to satisfy my needs 
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Slayer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7990
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Last time I had sex is around 70 minutes ago..
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Slayer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7990
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Ah, so THIS is where you guys were hiding all the fresh 1 poster meat! Hehe, what are you gonna do now that I found out... 
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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bag woman wrote: | i have bob to satisfy my needs  |
Do you mean boobs?
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Slayer
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7990
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No, bob is a vibrator.
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bag woman
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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lol, yeah.... battery operated boyfriend
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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Wy did I even ask...
_________________ Can´t get this signature thing to work... Oh well, f**** it!
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zazale
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:24 am Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:44 pm Posts: 95 Location: In the left side of your brain, that tumored that will kill you!!
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My girlfriend is my right hand and some downloaded porn. 
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zazale
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:44 pm Posts: 95 Location: In the left side of your brain, that tumored that will kill you!!
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:00 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Mataesfola wrote: | Every girl I sleep with says that she had the best 30 seconds of her life... |
Try jerking off when you wake up in the morning. Later that night, you will seem to be very virile  works everytime. Just don't pull a Ben Stiller!! (something bout mary)
And I hope my other doesn't read this, BUT fuck it...
a few years ago, I had a Goth friend w/ benefits (while still 'with' my current, she was far far away though). She loved to fuck (god blesss 17 yr old overachieving rich girls). She introduced me to a sensation that I haven't felt since those days. She would stick her sizable tongue-ring ball into my dickhole. It was decent sized gauge, and she got it maybe a half-an-inch in. Maybe if I go to the doctor and request a catheter I can get the same feeling. Painfully I shot a load during her um insertion. OUCH! like plugging a hose.... Also she had her friend watch us fuck and then had her pour hotwax on my back/ass close to my orgasm. Weird. She also wanted me to cum 5 times a day (hey we lived together). And the best time was when we fucked for 2 hours in her first-floor dorm-room, moving the bed frame to the other side of her room. Then after I finished for the first time and she finished for what she claimed to be the 21st time, we went outside to smoke cigarettes, and got a standing ovation from all the kids in the common area, she musta been loud. Ah what the fuck am I doing with my life now.....
FUCK this is WAY too personal, stupid beer loosening me up
You guys want horror?! Just wait till the time when my girl accidently reads this post, and pics of my gutted torso and intestine mobile are posted.
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