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GrindCallus
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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PC_Arcade
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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Mod of the Living Dead Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:16 pm Posts: 6898 Location: Desolation
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..You don't question the fact that a film with an IMDB rating of 1.x can live in the "High Quality" section! 
_________________ Small Time Rippers : 2003 - 2008 R.I.P
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DxaKrator
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:04 am Post subject: |
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The Practice Girl Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am Posts: 6099 Location: Back in the glistening folds of Barbara Bush's Twat
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...You argue that films such as Guinea Pig and August Underground just aren't hardcore enough and are suprised it offends people when you put them on for evening dinner.
...You constantly research uncut status' of movies for your collection because you have to see those missing 2 seconds of gore.
....A video Nasty doesn't mean scat porn.
...You spend 80% of your online time tracking down links,images and plotlines for your self over-rated exploitation collection.
...Jason Vorhees is a pussy
... Because of the Site's indoctrination, you actually think Alien 3 was a GOOD movie.
..it isn't a hobby anymore...it's fucking life
...You start wondering to yourself what some of the members of the site look like nude.
_________________ Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P.
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pure
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:16 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:58 pm Posts: 1940 Location: Just Follow The Stench
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DxaKrator wrote: | ...You start wondering to yourself what some of the members of the site look like nude. |
LOL - What the f*ck?!
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:24 am Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19782 Location: En España
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Quote: | ...You start wondering to yourself what some of the members of the site look like nude. |
... you start to wonder how many members browse in the nude.
... you have actually read the rules and sticky topics
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fierysky
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:16 pm Posts: 997
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...you get advance viewings of B2R's releases
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karstmobile
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:28 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:45 pm Posts: 2321 Location: The Land Of The Virgin Queen
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GrindCallus wrote: | ...when you notice you download much less porn, and more 70s 'bushy' Italian soft-sex-fests. |
... you have actually read the rules and sticky topics... for fun
... your wife calls herself a HHAH widow
... you get really pissed that your browser died and all your unread posts are marked read
... you wish you had tangible emoticons to pass out in order to puntuate your sentences
.... you start wondering to yourself what some of the other members of the site look like nude
... you catch yourself acting surprised that someone hasn't seen the latest obscure, out of print on VHS, not released on DVD, not allowed to play on TV horror movie you just watched from Korea without subtitles
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DxaKrator
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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The Practice Girl Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:08 am Posts: 6099 Location: Back in the glistening folds of Barbara Bush's Twat
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Quote: | ... you start to wonder how many members browse in the nude.
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Glad someone finally noticed 
_________________ Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P.
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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... when you want to end the party in your house and you refer to 'Dead-Donkey Party Tip #16: Mordum is great motivator.'
... you weekly purchase 100 spindles of DVD-Rs to backup movies, and then never watch them because you've gotten new ones on your HD.
... you keep AWFUL movies on your HD for months, just so that one last person can finish (and then he/she/it neither continues to share or even watch it, the coward).
... you begin to enjoy browsing in the nude.
Seriously though watch your movies. You wasted the time to DL it, you can waste the time watching the badly directed, poorly cut, shoddily shot-on-video, lame acted, goreless, softcore foreign skin flick.... so at least put it ON!!!
_________________ SO BAD ITS GOOD! [bad-good.org] Watch tits and gore and creepy dudes and pull out yer teeth and burn sensitive areas and drown while crying and fart babies!
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johnathome
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:10 pm Posts: 1286 Location: Living in Gordon Brown's HELL
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You check under the bed before going to sleep, just in case there's an axe wielding maniac under there 
_________________ "Oh good God, i think he's the antichrist" (Up in smoke)
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D.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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In Hell I Burn Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:44 pm Posts: 413 Location: The Netherlands
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... You regularly wake up in strange places, covered in blood with a few dead bodies lying around not having any recollection of what happened the last 36 hours.
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Brutus
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sun Mar 02, 2003 3:08 pm Posts: 99 Location: Behind you
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...you've fallen in love with Bonnie Parker and sigh at her releases.
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Dr Phibes
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:54 pm Posts: 1962 Location: UK
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You read a post like this and realise you do all of the above 
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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Dr Phibes wrote: | You read a post like this and realise you do all of the above  |
OMG!  You?re sick, man! Just about half of them are true for me... anyone out there knows of something a little more hardcore then scat porn? It just doesn?t do it for me anymore... Btw, looking for partners to shoot a snuff movie (victim needed too).
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PC_Arcade
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Mod of the Living Dead Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:16 pm Posts: 6898 Location: Desolation
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...It gets added to the blocked sites list at work (hasn't happened to me ..... yet)
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Dr Phibes
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:54 pm Posts: 1962 Location: UK
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 Well maybe not all of them, I didn't name my first born Spud I called him Lucifer, I named my second born Spud 
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MoreTEN
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:30 am Post subject: |
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Buried In The Backyard Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2006 11:20 pm Posts: 16 Location: The Island of Lesbos
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..when im actually posting in the nude 
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collie
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:55 pm Posts: 137 Location: Raccoon City
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karstmobile wrote: | ... you get really pissed that your browser died and all your unread posts are marked read |
Yeah that angers me every time. I'll have to relax a bit by slaughtering pets from the neighbourhood. Or was that in a movie? Hard to differentiate reality and fiction... 
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karstmobile
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:31 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:45 pm Posts: 2321 Location: The Land Of The Virgin Queen
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collie wrote: | I'll have to relax a bit by slaughtering pets from the neighbourhood. |
A true sign of a budding serial killer. 
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El Mariachi
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:33 am Post subject: |
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Will Tear Your Soul Apart Joined: Tue May 27, 2003 4:01 pm Posts: 663
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...you finally have downloaded Monsturd and actually think it's pretty awesome.
_________________ "showed it to GF the other day. she didn't like it. maybe I dump her now." - John Doe
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