Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

John_Doe · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:39 am **Post subject:** Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085862/

ok, don't start beating me with sticks for requesting this...

I'd never even heard of it myself, but a fellow horror-hound who's really into 80's bloodbaths insists that this is supposedly very bloodsplatteringly gory in it's uncut form. He's given me so many hard-to-find films and asked me if I could try to hunt down a copy of this...

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:40 am **Post subject:**

lmao! It's a chuck norris film, terrible not horror! It's your substandard action film with the truely pathetic Chuck Norris. Try asking over at fileheaven.org

You'll probably get a flaming for asking for a chuck norris film though :lol:

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:59 am **Post subject:**

Quote:

the truely pathetic Chuck Norris

shame on you, shaaaaaaame on you spud... chuckie is a cool actor i love his 70's karate movies... but i must admit that some of the 80's movis he done was a bit cheesy, nothing chuckie can be blamed for, its the script maker fault...

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:10 am **Post subject:**

no, not shame on me in the least

He is utterly crap, utterly. He's just as annoyingly bad as Jean Claude Van Damne, another actor you'll probably get flamed for asking one of his films, but I suppose he knows he's shit

The only good film he was when he got killed by Bruce Lee and that's only because he doesn't do anything apart from get the shit beaten out of him

What a nonce :lol:

Anyways, this ain't horror so I'll lock this later, maybe someone else wants to defend the ginger nonce.

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:29 am **Post subject:**

What a utterly, UTTERLY CRAP answer... why do cheesy horror movies get away with crapy filming and crapy actors, i just ask? some of them are so bad that my grandma could have make them better :lol:

but one thing i agree on is that the one movie john request is crap and all chuckie fans stay away from that one...

here are mine fav chuckie movies that is worth haveing.... :wink:

Enter the Dragon (1973)
Slaughter in San Francisco (1974)
Warrior Within, The (1976)
Breaker! Breaker! (1977)
Game of Death (1978)
Good Guys Wear Black (1978)
Force of One, A (1979)
Octagon, The (1980)
Missing in Action (1984)
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)
Hellbound (1993) <-- yes its a cheesy HORROR MOVIE! it will fit in hhah very well

karstmobile · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:37 am **Post subject:**

Chuck Norris:
The 'Total Gym' Whore

http://www.fitnessquest.com/images/totalgym8.asf

Enough said... :lol:

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:51 am **Post subject:**

karstmobile wrote:

Chuck Norris:
The 'Total Gym' Whore

http://www.fitnessquest.com/images/totalgym8.asf

Enough said... :lol:

hehehehe.... good one karstmobile :lol:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:43 am **Post subject:**

He's barely in Enter the Dragon, that also has Jackie Chan in it for about 2 seconds too. Secondly he's in Game of Death for 320 seconds, and nearly ruins it then

Delta Force? Perhaps the worst film ever made, and he's the lead
! Walker Texas Ranger? WTF? Missing in Action LOL! Hellbound is terrible even for low budget horror film.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/

Face it there are good action actors, and there are bad ones. Chuck Norris is an incredibly bad one.

I got the film guide to action and he's even in a section with some other talents, the title of the section sums up his (and the others talent to a tee; Action Zeros

Quote:

Chuck Norris
The Grand old man of action hooey Norris is still churning out mediocre martial arts merde even though he's over 60 now and should know better. Best known for Delta Force and Invasion USA plus a positively noxious relationship with Israerli movie moguls Golan/Globus. Tragically, son Mike seems intent on taking over family firm by appearing in Delta Force One..
Low Point: instructed the Osmonds in tae kwan do.

I think that about sums up my fellings of the talentless hick to the button. BTW, other talents in the section include Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, and Sasha Mitchell. I think Chuck is about on par with Mr Damme on the suckability scale

He stinks, and I haven't seen any good film that he's in that a untalented blind chimp (no not chuck, another one) couldn't do an infinitely better job. It's either stand there and get killed (he's okay at that), try not to stand out as a talentless hick (fails miserably) or leads a crappy vehical with more scum and villainy than Mos Eisley Space Port :lol:

satan · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:51 am **Post subject:**

norris

Wish I could find that Monkey pissing smilie right now. :lol:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:01 pm **Post subject:**

You mean these:

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/monkeypissr.gif" width="51" height="37">Chuck Norris<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/monkeypiss.gif" width="53" height="37">
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/kloguck.gif" width="30" height="40"><img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/wc.gif" width="23" height="46">

:mrgreen:

karstmobile · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 1:08 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/monkeypissr.gif" width="51" height="37">Chuck Norris<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/i0/monkeypiss.gif" width="53" height="37">

I don't know. Looks like Mr. Norris is more powerful than we imagined. The piss is being stopped by his deflector shields...

:mrgreen:

If it were only an always-on cloaking device!

John_Doe · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:04 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

Anyways, this ain't horror so I'll lock this later, maybe someone else wants to defend the ginger nonce.

ok... only requested it here cause he said it was so bloody...

@karstmobile: lol. good one! =)

Polityk · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:14 pm **Post subject:**

I wouldn't expect chuck norris thread to become so popular here... :lol:

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:34 pm **Post subject:**

i just say PFFF!....

i guess u all have seen the Walker Texas Ranger shit serie and u got this opinion of a actor that he sucks, i can understand that but not all actor can have good parts in movies/series all the time. i say this... there are nearly all actors in horror movies that act even worst than chuckie, that i have seen with my own eyes... this you guys cant hide in a drawer thats for sure. i must agre that chuckie should retired along time ago but thats up to him to decide.
u can take forest of fear for exsample, what a crap i just downed it took one look at it for a few sec and thats it, in the vault with it and never to be seen again.... i have at least finished watching a chuckie movie... but anyway if i havent been into cheesy movies i havent been here at hhah... 99% of horror movies is cheesy so why u guys gotta be hangman jury when it comes to chuckie i find a bit strange....

karstmobile · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:49 pm **Post subject:**

d0c wrote:

i just say PFFF!....

i guess u all have seen the Walker Texas Ranger shit serie and u got this opinion of a actor that he sucks, i can understand that but not all actor can have good parts in movies/series all the time. i say this... there are nearly all actors in horror movies that act even worst than chuckie, that i have seen with my own eyes... this you guys cant hide in a drawer thats for sure. i must agre that chuckie should retired along time ago but thats up to him to decide.
u can take forest of fear for exsample, what a crap i just downed it took one look at it for a few sec and thats it, in the vault with it and never to be seen again.... i have at least finished watching a chuckie movie... but anyway if i havent been into cheesy movies i havent been here at hhah... 99% of horror movies is cheesy so why u guys gotta be hangman jury when it comes to chuckie i find a bit strange....

He is an easy target... how many horror film veterans have you seen pushing fitness equipment?

, with the ex-wife of Billy Joel :roll:

, with easily accessable clips? :lol:

After seeing him do that, his credibility has gone way down. He's charging through the jungle.... a man on a mission, oh wait, what's he doing... oh, he's just setting up his 'Total Gym' for a little workout!... no, not the tights!... are those leg warmers?!

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:59 pm **Post subject:**

hehe... yes but i talk about the old movies he made just check out the list i made up there in a post... i like old ninja/karate movies from the 70's-80's

i know all want chuckie to be missing in action these days that i understand... the gym workout and texas ranger sucks i agre to that...

karstmobile · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:36 pm **Post subject:**

d0c wrote:

hehe... yes but i talk about the old movies he made just check out the list i made up there in a post... i like old ninja/karate movies from the 70's-80's

i know all want chuckie to be missing in action these days that i understand... the gym workout and texas ranger sucks i agre to that...

Yeah, and I do like some of his older movies actually...

d0c · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:44 pm **Post subject:**

like my new signature? hehe.... :lol:

ohgodnotanotherone · **Posted:** Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:45 pm **Post subject:**

Let's mention the name "DAVID CARRIDINE"
*aargh *

Hey you are all hurting george Bush's feelings : his favorite show is said to be Walker texas ranger !
:lol:

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