She can -- it'll probably last 30 seconds and cost you for $30 USD, but she can.

If not her, how about Sid Haig or Lenny Lies (machete zombie from Dawn of the Dead '78) or Kane Hodder or David Naughton or the star of Friday the 13th: Part 6 or the guy who played Jason in Friday the 13th: Part 2 or the guy who played Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?

http://hollywoodiscalling.com/

Basically you can choose from almost 100 b-list actors and have them call for a variety of reasons for $20 USD or $30 USD if you're not in the US, or they can send you a video greeting card! I saw this posted at another site and didn't think much about it until I noticed the horror icons in it

At over a dollar a second, wtf is with the dreaful site design?

Go to a film festival instead of wasting your money on this stuff, you can meet people like sig haig or whoever in person

Now I have a new thing to put on my 'when I win the lotteries' list.......

Of course, not wasting my money buying tickets reduces my chances a smidgen

Maybe Carmen Electra! Now she is single, we still got a chance!

the thought of a now about 50 year old linnea quigley screaming personnaly at you is horror enough...

Back off she's mine

If I was one of them, from a dignity point of view, I'd rather do a paper round.