Happy Halloween!

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:49 pm **Post subject:** Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween 2006 you zombie-gut-munchers!

When trick-or-treating, look for razor blades and drugged candy.

Chadman · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:01 pm **Post subject:**

I know. Those are the ones I want, too.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:37 pm **Post subject:**

even though halloween is a joke in this country, same to you! :lol:

vnorske · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:20 am **Post subject:**

Happy Halloween to all of you!

fierysky · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:05 am **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

even though halloween is a joke in this country, same to you! :lol:

John Carpenter would like to have a word with your country :evil:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:56 am **Post subject:**

he might, but he'd have to answer why his films have been crap since In the Mouth of Madness first :lol:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:34 am **Post subject:**

Whitch cuntree? Dis intanet? :googley:

I miss being young, Halloween in America is the coolest. When I was 7 I dressed up like a zombie.... Ahh I was a freak even then. I went as Jason one year, but really cool with dirty ripped bloody flannel and hockey mask and of course a generic plastic knife.

Nowadays its more fun to dress like that everyday except Hallween, when I can walk around and trick-or-treat... and when the say "Aren't you old? And hey you aren't even wearing no costume!" ...I just say "But I'm smiling!"

They never get the corny irony before I kill/torture them in what the TV news calls 'home invasion'. Its actually a trick for no treat!

And yes I kill/torture in that order. Again subtle irony...

:drunk:

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:33 pm **Post subject:**

"And yes I kill/torture in that order. Again subtle irony... "

:lol:

Most amusing.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:46 pm **Post subject:**

Things i've come to learn about halloween:

1. once you hit your 30's, trick or treating without kids is frowned upon by most homeowners/law enforcement personel

2. Trick or treating with a gun is called armed robbery.

3. never give out condoms to trick or treaters. It's just common sense(or so i was told)

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:52 pm **Post subject:**

What about Gummi-Penises? Those are OK to give out right?

pure · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:10 pm **Post subject:**

Yeah sure it's ok. Everybody has gotten those once or twice. Right?
:beerchug:

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:15 pm **Post subject:**

Gummi Penis?

Yeah, I had that.

Cleared up though.

Brutus · **Posted:** Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:31 am **Post subject:**

A belated dark, dank, evil, painful, hope you're all dead Halloween. Unfortunatly I was working late on 'All Hallow's Eve' (according to christian mythology). I had planned to watch Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968) whilst munching down the remaining treats prepared for the ghouls of the evening, but after ten minutes I decided to have a Tarot reading instead (...not a review of the film by the way I liked what I saw during the opening). You'll all be envious to know that my future holds riches and pleasures in store for me. Those are my excuses and I sticking to them! :twisted:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:09 am **Post subject:**

I'll ask the judge at my arainment hearing tommorow morning about the gummi penises. It's a little hard to make my statements at the trial, they have to wheel me in on a dolly/handcart, and the anti-biting mask they make me wear doesnt let my mastery of the oratory arts shine thru the picket lines chanting thier support of me with 'fry the bastard!'. Plus I talk with my hands, kind of like hitler, but the straightjacket really dampens my style, and the shock-jockstrap restraint makes my butt look big.

pure · **Posted:** Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:09 am **Post subject:**

I'm real sorry for you man! Nobodies ass should look big in a shock-jockstrap restraint :googley:

Happy Halloween!

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