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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:22 am  Post subject: Animals that live...
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Who here has some type of animals that live inside your body, where and how did they get there?

I have rats.
I fond them in some dead guy chest. They where so cute with there large fangs and blood dripping out there snarling mouth. Burning a hole in your sole red eyes. Come on, who would say no to that. After they crawled in to my chest and chewed a path throw my heart and lugs, they fonded there way up my neck and into my head. But my brain was taking up far to much room. So they ate it. We are all so happy now, My rats and I.

Tell us your story now. :P


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:39 am  Post subject:
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ratboy...the missus often calls me a filthy pig...or horn dog...does that also count?

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vermin wrote:
ratboy...the missus often calls me a filthy pig...or horn dog...does that also count?


Well that depends. Duse thees pig that relish the filth in places or this dog whom apparently has a horn growth for it's exstematys, resied in your body?

If so, yes It counts. Let us know where up pick up your passengers? :D


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both of them are dormant right now...but they appear for no apperant reason at anygiven moment in time...although massive alcohol & drug (ab)use or a nice specimen of the female gender, are the perfect catalyzer to awaken the filthy pig / horn dog inside of me

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:04 pm  Post subject:
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Sounds Fantastic! Vermin!

And how about some more of the DD ( Dead-Donkey ) clan?

What Animal and how ? :wacky:


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i bet most people have tapeworms :googley:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:34 am  Post subject:
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spudthedestroyer wrote:
i bet most people have tapeworms :googley:


Tapeworms are not all bad. Super Motels us them all the time.
Or people who just need to crash diet.

I use the Ducktape worms. There very helpful when you need to fix things.
Or wjen you need to keep someone from screaming who is tied up. :twisted:


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duct-tapeworms... ewww.

my tapeworms are not very small parasites... kinda like DUNE.

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I have lice since I was in school, I quite enjoy their company this days...

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I had lice, but the little bastards refused to pay the rent. I nuked them.

Tapeworms eh? I have a compactdiskworm around here somewhere.

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my mind is full of donkeys and mules.


most of those mules are on E
and a decent amount of the donkeys are dead.

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