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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:50 pm  Post subject:
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TaKYoN wrote:
I prefer to break something rather than someone.


Agreed, but breaking stuff (especially breaking someone else's stuff) is in my "fucked up" category.

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well I some may have noticed I haven't been around in like 2 weeks. My girl got angry enough to sweep my computer off the desk, no accident, and yep the HDDs are fukked. Lots of shit lost. Love is stupid.


dang man!!! goodluck :beerchug:

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... this is yet another example of the delicate situations that can be solved with chlorophorm.


And it is good on kittens...

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Long live MonkeySmasher. :beerchug:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDk-mg1J9Q

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:o wow i could kill when it comes to computer and collections

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you have real girfriends
not imagine friends or cyber girls :o
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not imagine friends or cyber girls :o
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Trust me you are fine. :wacky: :lol:

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Mmm, that girl in the YouTube should be locked up, making a scene like that is so stupid. I just don't get it that people (I know some men who can do this as well) do this kind of stuff, while they actually know they make fools out of themselves.

The man whose stuff is destroyed here is not to be pitied too much, though. He was obviously wealthy enough to replace his goods immediately. And it's not like you have a personal bond with a TV, right?

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ohh, yesterday was one of the lower points in my trying to pick up women, motif. I wasn't exactly into her, she was average looking, and seemed nice yet strangely interesting with the muliticolored hair that i thought was neat-o.
but she was very mean, very very mean, and i hope she gets cancer and dies.

err, sorry, that was my hurt feelings talkking. I wouldnt want her to die from painful cancer.

Maybe run over by a bus. It's quicker and clean, no suffering. Best of all, I still get to gloat.

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... with the muliticolored hair that i thought was neat-o.


Seriously... You gotta stay outta the clown bars.

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ah, I kid. I didn't really like her, she just seemed errr, 'accesible' would be the term. (i suppose 'easy' would be more accurate impression of her, but accesable seems more respectfull.
not that there is anything wrong with her, I had actually came up to her to tell her I wasn't intrerested in hitting on her anymore. I like to try out new material on people, to see how it sounds funny or not, judge by the laughter that sort of thing. I try to say the strangest things with a completely straight face and guage how long (if ever) they realize i'm just kidding....

(this is how it went)

Me: ' know I havent been hitting on you in a long time, I just cant anymore. It's your legs, they're to long - I could never keep up with your stride.'

Her- 'What'
Me - 'I've done the math. It just wouldn;t work. the equations all add up.Simply in terms of stride length.'
her - '.....ooooo.kkkk.'
Me - 'I'm sorry. Sometimes science is just cold, baby. You got to accept it. There'll be someone else for you, just be strong.'
Her - "I don't even like you, and I'm gay.'
Me - 'It's ok, you dont have to pretend to be strong, I understand my brave little soldier, too precious for this world. I know with your height are children would be tall, able to reach the shelves I've only dreamed about, statuesque even...'
Me 'But I'm not the type of guy to put his own children's welfare above my personal inconvenience - that's not me, that's just not who I am..
come to think of it, I'm kinda an asshole.'

Me - 'But hey, If you're ever feeling amourous, just let me know. I mean, as long as you dont tell anybody I'd be right over.
And most importantly - nobody'd have to know.'

me- 'oh, jeez, that was too rude. Allright, you can tell 2 people, no no cameras. Im shy.'

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Hey guys, I know tons of women are psychotic, but check this out: guys are too. I've had more than my fair share of crazy exes doing crazy things...

example 1: The Stalker
liked to look in my first floor windows with an angry pout on every day after I broke up with him - until I got a restraining order. And then he harassed several of my friends trying to get info about me (who I was dating now, things of that nature.) He even went to far as to FOLLOW a school chum of mine home to ask these questions. Apparently, the most recent occurance of this was only a few years ago. and I left him in 1996! There's other stories too, but you get the idea. NUTTY!

example 2: The Manic-Depressive
Quick quiz: most guys would really, really like it if their girlfriend thought other girls were hot and wanted to experiment with threesomes and such like, correct? Yeah, well, this one thought it was so offensive that he curled up in the fetal position and - I shit you not - hyperventilated while rocking back and forth, not speaking, for over two hours. KOOKOO!

example 3: The Narcissist/Borderline Personality Disorder Megalomaniac, etc.
The whole "I Hate You, Don't Leave Me" phenomenon with this one was amazing. He was rather 2-faced, liked making me feel like I was the only one until I'd find out from some of my online friends that he had personal ads on every dating site known to man. After I broke up with him, and still to this day, he loves to tell people how I ruined his life. He should just save the drama and commit that suicide he's always talking about.

Anyway, long story short... guys are psychos too. Not all of them, mind you, but hey... just bringing the female perspective over. By all means, be wary of females, because I know plenty of them who are off their hinges, and many of my male friends and my current boyfriend have had the unfortunate fate of dating psycho bitches from heck. Best of luck finding the sane ones who you could also be compatible with. It's not easy, but it happens. :) Oh, and for the love of Satan and all that is unholy, don't be a psycho dingle-douche yourself! OK? Ok. Good times.

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Hehe, nice post. Recognize a little of the 3rd example, sadly.

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Hehe, nice post. Recognize a little of the 3rd example, sadly.


Sorry to hear that, but we all have our psycho exes, I think.

re: your avatar... I was never good with foreign languages, but I'll never forget how hard I laughed when I read in the MST3K book that "Manos: The Hands Of Fate" translates to "Hands: The Hands Of Fate". A fitting title for a laborious yet hilarious flick.

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we all have our psycho exes


:lol: noooo we do not :roll: :beerchug:

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Truba wrote:
mcdouchealot wrote:
psycho exes


the thread should be named like this

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Slayer wrote:
Hehe, nice post. Recognize a little of the 3rd example, sadly.


Sorry to hear that, but we all have our psycho exes, I think.


Nevermind, I'm totally over it and having a great time with my present gf, who is to stay forever. Oh, and I don't think EVERYONE has a psycho ex. That would mean there are too many psychos out there.


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re: your avatar... I was never good with foreign languages, but I'll never forget how hard I laughed when I read in the MST3K book that "Manos: The Hands Of Fate" translates to "Hands: The Hands Of Fate". A fitting title for a laborious yet hilarious flick.


It is by far the best bad movie I ever saw. I didn't pick that avatar at random ;)

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:56 am  Post subject: another sad GRiND post :(
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mcdouchealot wrote:
example 1: The Stalker
liked to look in my first floor windows with an angry pout on every day after I broke up with him - until I got a restraining order. And then he harassed several of my friends trying to get info about me (who I was dating now, things of that nature.) He even went to far as to FOLLOW a school chum of mine home to ask these questions. Apparently, the most recent occurance of this was only a few years ago. and I left him in 1996! There's other stories too, but you get the idea. NUTTY!

example 2: The Manic-Depressive
Quick quiz: most guys would really, really like it if their girlfriend thought other girls were hot and wanted to experiment with threesomes and such like, correct? Yeah, well, this one thought it was so offensive that he curled up in the fetal position and - I shit you not - hyperventilated while rocking back and forth, not speaking, for over two hours. KOOKOO!

example 3: The Narcissist/Borderline Personality Disorder Megalomaniac, etc.
The whole "I Hate You, Don't Leave Me" phenomenon with this one was amazing. He was rather 2-faced, liked making me feel like I was the only one until I'd find out from some of my online friends that he had personal ads on every dating site known to man. After I broke up with him, and still to this day, he loves to tell people how I ruined his life. He should just save the drama and commit that suicide he's always talking about.




Well number I've sort of done, what can I say I'm clingy when they really hot and cool and we are meant be... ahem anyway yeah never went to those lengths, but I still my hometown buddies about her... and yeah we went out in 1996 too (to be fair she did say she wanted to be with me in 2000, so 7 years is only mildly pathetic).

Number 2 is just sad.

Number is kinda familiar too... but my situation feels less ridculous. I have a habit of being flirty with real people not the internet. Except the sexy chaps here and at SBiG that is.


Nice post. Its amazingly rare a freshly slaughtered soul plunges right into the pits with us! :beerchug: for that.


I don't have any crazy ex stories. but I do get some interesting stalkers and/or people that get flirty with me when I really don't want them too. For instance, one job I have is located next to an 'assisted living' home. They are mostly senile old people, but some are just handicapped and probably crazy. They are regular customers (grocery store), and about a year and a half ago, this friendly parapalegic veteren in a wheelchair started coming in everyday. I helped him out, got stuff for him, chatted with him. Then he started rolling up after closing when I am taking the pallets of the truck and into the store, he would watch and try to chat. Ok, so one night he got too close to the loading bay and I asked him to move back, and he did... all the way across the parking lot and sat aand watched from there. A few days later he came in as usual, but this time he said "Y'know S---, you have a good look about you. (you are) Handsome... I used to work with an agency and have contacts in the industry, howabout we get some pictures of you. I'll send them to the FOrd Agency." So I kind of laughed it off, saying thats nice of him to say but I'm not into tat sort of thing (meaning modeling, but implying...well). I mean he's parapalegic, it doesn't even work... But yeah it was a little creepy. Then he came in almost everyday. He would ask when I worked next, times, dates. He would watch from across the street or the lot. I tried to avoid him after awhile, so far as co-workers would tell him stuff like 'he don't work here no more', without me even asking them too thats how bad he was looking for me. I told him one day what I thought of this situation. He was apologetic saying its not like that, he just trusts his professional eye, he told me. Fair enough, he agreed to not mention it anymore, and we were square. Then I realized he knew when i took my cigarette break; as a friend and I were smoking outside, my coworker goes "hey isn't that ya buddy over there [points] Whats he doing... takin pictures?" We look sure enough and yep hes taking photos of me. He sees us look and rolls away home. Then he comes up to me at work a few weeks later, "I wanted to show some pictures I took of you. I am sending copies to the Ford Agency." and I almost freaked but I tried to keep cool and stress how uncomfortable that makes me. This sounds fucking stupid I know but man does it creep me out, I am the type who assumes the worst and I can only imagine what this guys is thinking. All because I was nice to the oddball. Thats what it gets ya!

wow long story sorry. :eatthis:

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