hi lostmind

Hello mate. Have a good one and take care!

Yes, take care... you'll need that!!

hi Lostmind & Welcome to the Donkeys Dick

AceGecKo, that you and ya bird?

@all n00bs, do as you are commanded and you might, just might, survive a little longer than the average of 5 minutes.

Well done chaps and bag_lady, keep the n00b stew boiling away. My apologies for abandoning you, had to be a full time love machine for a while, damn wives.

@blagtheripper, constipation is one thing I can fix. Just gimme a minute to decide which size saw I need.

@purificalo, does this look like an information booth to you? Thought not peasant scum.

@lostmind, what are manga's, some kind of fruit?

@diegogue, I would love to read your blog, but unfortunately I struggle enough with maintaining a decent grasp of the English language.

@oberon, your location sounds familiar, have we been neighbours?

@Rhys.A, you're a veggie? No matter, cabbage is good for you.

@PlagueH, what the fuck do you mean we are all talk? Stoopid scud ball, you will feel my anger soon enough. Right before a wood chipper turns you into sushi.

hi taks, good to see you're still in top form

Now then. I've made a few posts but never got round to posting here so allow me to introduce myself. I'm Ed, my interests include metal, tits and gore. How do you do?

How do I do what Spengler?

@bag_woman, I am always on top form my dear.

Whatever you do best. How why and where do you do it?

another bbq guys....hi spengler

Dont you ever eat besides bbq's???

Look who decides to show up around here again...love machine? My apologies also...during your absence...for euthanising some of your minions with a hacksaw...those retards were useless anyway...but tasted damn good on the bbq.
Tak...bastard.

Hey vermin, trimming the menials is fine with me matey.

*trimming the menials...nice

bbq's are what i live for plagueh, lol

Huh, you better. It's been quite busy here, while mr "love-Machine" is shopping with his wife. So don't you dare thinking badly of it! It serves you right you only get the scraps now, instead of the good fried parts. Well, maybe you even like this better, as most if it is raw meat.



Hmm, I'm next to opposite to you:

<table><tr><td colspan="2">Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse <div>Your Result: Famine</div><div><div> </div></div><p>When the third seal is opened, you ride forth on a black horse carrying scales to represent the injustice you will unleash. You bring starvation to the world, rendering essential foods unavailable while protecting luxury foods for the wealthy. Many will die, and wars will erupt over shortages of food.</p><tr><td>Pestilence</td><td><div><div> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td>War</td><td><div><div> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td>Death</td><td><div><div> </div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2">Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse</td></tr></table>

I like the result, as I only eat when I get pain from hunger (apart from the bbqs here of course).

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Your Result: Pestilence


When the first seal is opened, you ride forth on a white horse. You wear a crown and hold a bow, and you've been unleashed to conquer and kill. Many believe that you are the Antichrist, deceiver of man.

That is what I got, now we just need one more for a complete set. I was getting bored of this planet anyway, let us go forth and destroy.

I got War as well so we need Death....odd...that seems like a tough one.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Your Result: Famine

*noobs beware...