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Macabria
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: The old question |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:37 am Posts: 1861 Location: Rottencuntville
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vermin
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am Posts: 921 Location: Coroner's Office
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Slayer
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7872
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Been there, done that...
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Macabria
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:37 am Posts: 1861 Location: Rottencuntville
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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I knobbed her a couple of years back. She ain't all that fella's. TBH I think she may be a lesbian
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:31 am Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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GrindCallus wrote: | Who isn't a lesbian? |
True. I only sleep with women so I assume I too am a lesbian.
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Vae Victis
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:01 pm Posts: 1130
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So she basicly turned lesbian after being knobbed by you? I wouldn't brag tooo much about that
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vermin
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:20 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am Posts: 921 Location: Coroner's Office
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*her clit must be bigger than Taks' pee pee in combination with the latex outfits...damn fine woman
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PumpThrust
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:28 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:29 am Posts: 301
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Vae Victis wrote: | So she basicly turned lesbian after being knobbed by you? I wouldn't brag tooo much about that |
I would think that would be a good thing. I'd rather be the last man to fuck it EVER, than to be number 23 of 199. Shit, i'd rather turn every fine bitch I meet into a dyke just to make it that much harder for the rest of you simps out there.
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Slayer
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7872
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PumpThrust wrote: | Shit, i'd rather turn every fine bitch I meet into a dyke just to make it that much harder for the rest of you simps out there. |
I'm sorry, but seeing the results so far, your and my definitions of "fine bitch" lie miles apart, dear PumpThrust.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Vae Victis wrote: | So she basicly turned lesbian after being knobbed by you? I wouldn't brag tooo much about that |
She could not believe what I did to her. She pretty much said I was the greatest ever and she was going to give up on men because none will ever compare again. Although in retrospect it may have sounded slightly like 'what the fuck are you doing in my shower room? Oi micro dick, I am talking to you. Not if you were the last man on earth, and I use the term loosely'. Yeah, it may have been that. vermin wrote: | *her clit must be bigger than Taks' pee pee in combination with the latex outfits...damn fine woman |
LOL very possibly. PumpThrust wrote: | I would think that would be a good thing. I'd rather be the last man to fuck it EVER, than to be number 23 of 199. Shit, i'd rather turn every fine bitch I meet into a dyke just to make it that much harder for the rest of you simps out there. |
I usually am the last for most of my lovers. Mind you, they often end up somewhere unpleasant. Slayer wrote: | I'm sorry, but seeing the results so far, your and my definitions of "fine bitch" lie miles apart, dear PumpThrust. |
Personally I live by the motto 'any hole is a goal'. It's worked so far. Well in general.
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Slayer
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7872
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TaKYoN wrote: | Slayer wrote: | I'm sorry, but seeing the results so far, your and my definitions of "fine bitch" lie miles apart, dear PumpThrust. |
Personally I live by the motto 'any hole is a goal'. It's worked so far. Well in general. |
Don't tell me I have to actually explain this joke to you...
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PumpThrust
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:13 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:29 am Posts: 301
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Slayer wrote: | PumpThrust wrote: | Shit, i'd rather turn every fine bitch I meet into a dyke just to make it that much harder for the rest of you simps out there. |
I'm sorry, but seeing the results so far, your and my definitions of "fine bitch" lie miles apart, dear PumpThrust. |
Proof or you're just typing out your ass.
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Slayer
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7872
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PumpThrust
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:29 am Posts: 301
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Slayer wrote: | Well, here are some examples... Do I need to continue? |
Dude, this ain't the "Post Your Family Pics" thread. Ol' Rosie's my daddy thats why i got lame jokes lookin ass
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Slayer
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7872
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Mmm, you missed the point. Well, nevermind, I'll just indulge myself in the company of my intelligence.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: The old question |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Mess him up Slayer lmao
Beat him to death with a used tampon, that should be amusing.
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